Witty Titties

i  have honest to god never seen a santa clause reaction gif in my entire life

OH MY GOD

Good to know people were just as fucking weird before the internet.

ancient frog memes

et tu, dat boi?

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I’m dead at his face in the last one like “Did you even try?”

And then when he gets pushed he’s like “Wait no let him try!”

his composure is just everything I aspire to be

OMG IT’S BACK!

CHARLES IS THE BEST OMG

Like how he stands there as if, “Okay, I’ll be perfectly still and we’ll see if you can hit me this time. Come on, it is like I’m giving you a head start.” He’s more annoyed with his cuff link than the wanna be assassin.

FOREVER REBLOGGING THIS.

You all do know who his mother is right? You know the woman who stayed home during the bombing of London and drove Jeeps in WW2. They are trained to be final boss overlord level composed at age 2.

His sister, Princess Anne, was the victim of an attempted kidnapping. The guy pointed a gun at her and told her to get out her car. She replied: “Not bloody likely.” And tried to kick him.

LMAO

Shout out to Good&Co for not taking her shit. Hopefully this gets them some good press.

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^^^I second this opinion, Good & Co is great!

I love the fact that Kylie’s drag is indirectly helping people in need. It warms my petty heart.

i find it so sad that he smiles less and less as the years go on. this picture really is worth a thousand words. :(

I can’t take this site

what is it with women in their thirties and being so attractive it physically hurts

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

(1983)

2016

100% me

instead of 7 for $27 how about 27 for $7

I feel like this is about underwear

THIS IS DEFINITELY ABOUT UNDERWEAR