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Can i be sensitive for 1 second or will i be tackled and killed

Accidentally clicking on an AI assistant feels like clicking on a link that’s going to give you a virus.

so are all the christians gone yet or is this going to be an afternoon rapture

it happened but the only true christian on earth was a green-breasted hummingbird. he will be dearly missed by his friends and family who assumed he was eaten by an outdoor cat, but other than that, life remains unchanged

sometimes u listen to some pop song from 2010 and realize oh my younger self is still in here

am i allowed to say stuff on here?

If i were a tumblr employee selecting tags to ban i would ban the top 10 most popular ships and then clock out for the day

In light of tumblrs stupid new banned tags I will continue doing just whatever I want

fat fuck

reblogging early for Fat Fuck Friday (Christmas)

How much money did judas sell out Jesus’ ass for though

Is there anything more nauseating than ‘expensive heterosexual wedding’ culture?

My dream wedding: outside, illegal fireworks, shoes are optional, mostly potluck, someone’s dressed as a wizard, I get to insult my relatives, hopefully some live music.

Reblogging for every single part of this