Baking Enthusiast

like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear

if a vampire were to steady my throat by wrapping their hand around it and maneuvering it so that they can feed from my neck i don’t think they would get anything. On account of all of the blood immediately rushing down to my

images boomer husbands cannot comprehend

She'll fuck me if I cook good enough I know it

#billions of humans have thought this same thing over the course of the species’ history #and they were right

Me being gunned down in a New York speakeasy after Tony Pastroni found out I been sleepin with his girl

Bro just kiss me for a bit while the sun sets, you'll love it i promise.

Daily affirmation: time to be a fag & a freak

My job on the leftist commune will be to walk around all the bakeries with a .45 caliber handgun and choose which loaves of bread get turn into bagels by shooting the bagel hole through them.

ARGH!!!!! THAT'S NOT HOW BAGELS ARE MADE!

Damn for real?

I kiss you with tongue and as that happens I slide an ibuprofen in your mouth since you have a headache

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