madness in the method

madison, wi's police department just executed a man in the street near where i grew up. news sources all say "at least one injured" for now but apparently they tased him and then shot him three times at point blank range per a video posted to instagram. they're supposed to be doing a press conference right now. i'll update with a news article once they reflect the situation more accurately.

Im not compatible with a single person on the entire planet

not El rebloging, when she is compatible w me😩

You know what, you're right *kisses you*

come here my love *spins you around*

once you notice half of all memes are just a picture of a black person with unrelated text over them you really cannot unsee it

zero stars for nolan because odysseus, on his journey home to ithaca, was NOT visited by a ghost that tells him that once he reaches his home, once he slays all his enemies and sets his house in order he must do one last thing before he can rest. the ghost does NOT tell him to pick up an oar, walk inland, keep walking, until somebody mistakes that oar for a shovel. for that would be the place that no man has ever been troubled by the sea. and that's where he'd find peace.

Christian babies have so far not found a purpose or use outside of baseball

guys i just got the best anon ever idk if i can post this i want to keep it framed in my inbox forever.

Man if I was horatio I’d sit hamlet down and be like hey Man U can’t talk to ophelia that way…also have u heard of this new thing called antipsychotics