Just a mandatory PSA:

She's calculating an escape route.

Spotted:

Cute bag edition ✨️

The ultimate 2000s uniform: a North Face fleece layered over double-popped polo collars, ready to run the hallway like a private club.

Reading Chicka Chicka Boom Boom to the kindergarteners like absolute angels, only to flip personalities the second they got back to school.

The head of tennis club & party planning committee. She decides who gets VIP access to the after-party and who gets left in the dust.

That white envelope contains the final list of everyone who didn’t make the post-camp pool party.

The resort is five-star because her parents chose it. Her review is three.

The second girl just remembered she agreed to cover someone’s shift at Chili’s.

She actually did her chores because her mom needed photographic proof before releasing her allowance.

Whispering right as you walk past them in the hallway.

I've seen this on The Office. Jim, is that you?

Our moms agreed that 12 was the new 21 in 2005

She's waiting for someone to make eye contact so she can ruin their entire week.

"My dad is the regional manager of Cheesecake Factory. We don't go there. I've literally never had a slice of cheesecake in my life."