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I found this while wandering around in maps. This is in Ohio. Which doesn't help explain this, but it's worth noting.

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It feels like Jimothy was a containment breach. Like he was living here with us in our abandoned shopping mall dumpster diving for reblogs and was somehow spotted by the rest of the internet.

#jimothy

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This is the 85 year old creator of Roger Rabbit:

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Not to be weird or anything but i’d love a set of horns and wings

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Not to be a buzzkill but shirts and hats. Gonna be tricky. 😬

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If I know my cursed artifacts and haunted home decor, which I do, I would have to say you've come across a Peter Griffin inception cookie jar. Which is neither cursed, possibly haunted, but it does fall under the category of weird pop culture art. But it is also an item with a practical use, so well done.

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Someone hold me.

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This literally looks like an old Hollywood shot.

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Shes even trying to kill us from a pretend past. God teir assassin.

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Perfect time for the car to need hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of work. You spent money? Don't say that inside the house, teeny tiny fuse in the hvac system bout to fuck up the transformer and whopsie daisy, ten grand for a new system. Have you checked in withe kid? Oh, your having headaches when you read buddy? Lets go ahead and get a 5k bill from our fascist overlords so you can see with these new glasses. You spent money? Where the fuck you get it to spend it? Cuz I gone to work. Gone to work 25 years and ain't no fuckin money to "spend" they have mortgaged the dust that will become of my bones.

Sincerely,

Millenials.

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Everyone knows the other side of flat earth is just buttcheeks. Where do you think earthquakes come from? It's from the farts.

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You two hug it out for her too?

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This was heartbreaking.

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This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website

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Babe wake up, new kink just dropped

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Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.

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Casual.

The tumblerinas are a mentally ill collective who live in the abandoned shopping mall that used to be a place to go. You're smoking by our dumpster where we rummage for reblogs.

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I've asked some normal people and they hint at some amateur level anxieties and some worldly concerns, but yeah, turns out most people's brains aren't a complete dumpster fire of uncontrollable synapses like a never-ending nightmare rave in the backrooms. I have some pretty wild brain functioning, but them? I can't wrap my head around not feeling like my head is on fire and my body is filled with sludge. If i had to spend a day living like them, I would just be worried where all my sludge went and blown away at my ability to interact with another human without strictly policing my entire existence. Because if you admit to all of this in any given setting people always say the same shit. "Just be yourself, you're great" excuse me but no, this finely crafted masterfully build character mask is great, it takes every ounce of energy I have to wear it. If I were to just be how I wanted, I would be face down on the ground groaning at whatever sick neurotic gods created me.

Wyd? At 9pm on a Saturday night.

-@21, not much whats going on tonight?

-@25, headed down to the club in like an hour, you comin?

-@30, I gotta pull a double tomorrow so nothing. Sadface.

-@35, watching tv because I am broke

@40, *unconscious because I sat down for longer than 2 minutes.

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why did he say this

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happy we’re just normal men wednesday

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IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY

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happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday

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Hellsite user base has no relationship with time. It is Sunday you fools.

I think today's meeting of the big tittie goth bisexuals went very well.

#big tittie #goth #bisexuals

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not she berry or he berry but no berry

and that is berry good

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Adorable

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This seems like as good a post as any to drop some berry lore

Botanically speaking, "berries" like raspberries and blackberries are aggregate fruits. Instead of developing from a single ovary (like true berries), they grow from a single flower that contains multiple ovaries. Each individual "droplet" on these fruits is called a drupelet. A drupelet acts like a miniature version of a drupe (like a cherry or a peach), meaning it features a fleshy outer layer enclosing its very own seed. When a bee pollinates the flower, it fertilizes the individual ovaries, which is why the number of drupelets directly correlates to the number of successful pollinations.

Raspberries: Have a hollow core because the aggregate fruit separates from a central core (torus) when picked.

Blackberries: Retain their core, meaning they are solid throughout when you eat them.

Strawberries: Are also considered aggregate fruits but with a twist; they are "aggregate accessory fruits". The fleshy red part is the enlarged flower base, while the little "dots" on the outside are the true, individual fruits (called achenes).

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why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳

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kind of a milf. reblog

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I should summon her. 🫤

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