Mike Driver
cherry valley forever
❣ Chile in a Photography ❣
Noah Kahan
occasionally subtle
One Nice Bug Per Day
taylor price
titsay
tumblr dot com
KIROKAZE
macklin celebrini has autism
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
izzy's playlists!
RMH
ojovivo
Kiana Khansmith
Cosimo Galluzzi
The Bowery Presents
seen from Brazil
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Canada
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from Germany
seen from United Kingdom
seen from United States
seen from United Kingdom
seen from Yemen
seen from Malaysia
seen from Germany
seen from Belgium
seen from United States
seen from United States
seen from United States
@secretsliesfantasies
If I know my cursed artifacts and haunted home decor, which I do, I would have to say you've come across a Peter Griffin inception cookie jar. Which is neither cursed, possibly haunted, but it does fall under the category of weird pop culture art. But it is also an item with a practical use, so well done.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
Someone hold me.
This literally looks like an old Hollywood shot.
Shes even trying to kill us from a pretend past. God teir assassin.
Perfect time for the car to need hundreds if not thousands of dollars worth of work. You spent money? Don't say that inside the house, teeny tiny fuse in the hvac system bout to fuck up the transformer and whopsie daisy, ten grand for a new system. Have you checked in withe kid? Oh, your having headaches when you read buddy? Lets go ahead and get a 5k bill from our fascist overlords so you can see with these new glasses. You spent money? Where the fuck you get it to spend it? Cuz I gone to work. Gone to work 25 years and ain't no fuckin money to "spend" they have mortgaged the dust that will become of my bones.
Sincerely,
Millenials.
Everyone knows the other side of flat earth is just buttcheeks. Where do you think earthquakes come from? It's from the farts.
You two hug it out for her too?
This was heartbreaking.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
This website is elite. This website is the blueprint, it's the pinnacle. There is no website like it. I lwill never leave this website
Babe wake up, new kink just dropped
Tumblr isn't social media, it's a habit. Like smoking. We're all gathering by the dumpster in the cold, reblogging posts.
Casual.
The tumblerinas are a mentally ill collective who live in the abandoned shopping mall that used to be a place to go. You're smoking by our dumpster where we rummage for reblogs.
I've asked some normal people and they hint at some amateur level anxieties and some worldly concerns, but yeah, turns out most people's brains aren't a complete dumpster fire of uncontrollable synapses like a never-ending nightmare rave in the backrooms. I have some pretty wild brain functioning, but them? I can't wrap my head around not feeling like my head is on fire and my body is filled with sludge. If i had to spend a day living like them, I would just be worried where all my sludge went and blown away at my ability to interact with another human without strictly policing my entire existence. Because if you admit to all of this in any given setting people always say the same shit. "Just be yourself, you're great" excuse me but no, this finely crafted masterfully build character mask is great, it takes every ounce of energy I have to wear it. If I were to just be how I wanted, I would be face down on the ground groaning at whatever sick neurotic gods created me.
Wyd? At 9pm on a Saturday night.
-@21, not much whats going on tonight?
-@25, headed down to the club in like an hour, you comin?
-@30, I gotta pull a double tomorrow so nothing. Sadface.
-@35, watching tv because I am broke
@40, *unconscious because I sat down for longer than 2 minutes.
why did he say this
happy we’re just normal men wednesday
IT IS LITERALLY MONDAY
happy we’re just normal men wednesday monday
Hellsite user base has no relationship with time. It is Sunday you fools.
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
I think today's meeting of the big tittie goth bisexuals went very well.
not she berry or he berry but no berry
and that is berry good
Adorable
This seems like as good a post as any to drop some berry lore
Botanically speaking, "berries" like raspberries and blackberries are aggregate fruits. Instead of developing from a single ovary (like true berries), they grow from a single flower that contains multiple ovaries. Each individual "droplet" on these fruits is called a drupelet. A drupelet acts like a miniature version of a drupe (like a cherry or a peach), meaning it features a fleshy outer layer enclosing its very own seed. When a bee pollinates the flower, it fertilizes the individual ovaries, which is why the number of drupelets directly correlates to the number of successful pollinations.
Raspberries: Have a hollow core because the aggregate fruit separates from a central core (torus) when picked.
Blackberries: Retain their core, meaning they are solid throughout when you eat them.
Strawberries: Are also considered aggregate fruits but with a twist; they are "aggregate accessory fruits". The fleshy red part is the enlarged flower base, while the little "dots" on the outside are the true, individual fruits (called achenes).
why are ghosts always person-sized in the movies? they don’t have bodies anymore. one of ‘em should have figured out how to work that shit. one of them could be … her 😳
kind of a milf. reblog
I should summon her. 🫤
The F in Faire stands for friends. ☺️
Celebrating some of the amazing people in my life who make the faire circuit as magical as it is.
It wouldn't be worth it without all of you. ❤️
Here's to many more years of fun and friendship.
Thank you all so much. ❤️
Greetings! From the Pittsburgh Renaissance Faire Family! From our shire to yours, many happy faire seasons to you all.
sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. It’s so fascinating.
This is this is this is
THIS UGHHH
Anya is live and ready to show you everything. Watch her strip, dance, and perform exclusive shows just for you. Interact in real-time and make your fantasies come true.
Free to watch • No registration required • HD streaming
If this ain't me
Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as I’m being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK
if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me
I am food. A sack of meat no better or worse off than the most sophisticated predators to the soil producing worm. If the food chain finds me in my death, then I truely belong to this earth and her infinite cycle of life. How comforting.
Okay but I want silent food. I mean rice crispys, sizzling steak, pop rocks, certain things get a pass, but like, I don't want it to scream or beg for its life, I'm not that sophisticated of a predator. I also don't want it to deliver some boring medical journal style dialog about nutrition. Silence is definitely preferred.
