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sorry to post facebook videos on main but the sound of jello going through an industrial shredder is both mesmerizing and horrible
This is the one thing in your life you really want and need to hear. Itâs so fascinating.
This is this is this is
THIS UGHHH
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If this ain't me
Me, bleeding profusely from a missing leg as Iâm being dragged onto the beach: THIS WAS A STATISTICALLY UNLIKELY OCCASION, IF THE SHARK WANTED ME DEAD I WOULD BE DEAD. SHARKS ARE IMPORTANT FOR THEIR ECOSYSTEMS I DO NOT CONDONE ANY ATTEMPTS TO HUNT THIS SHARK
if an animal kills me, that was on ME. it caught ME slackin. let it eat me
I am food. A sack of meat no better or worse off than the most sophisticated predators to the soil producing worm. If the food chain finds me in my death, then I truely belong to this earth and her infinite cycle of life. How comforting.
Okay but I want silent food. I mean rice crispys, sizzling steak, pop rocks, certain things get a pass, but like, I don't want it to scream or beg for its life, I'm not that sophisticated of a predator. I also don't want it to deliver some boring medical journal style dialog about nutrition. Silence is definitely preferred.
Okay but when the kid was still little, I got a bottle of watered down windex and wrote monster spray on it. Told him if he just sprayed a bit of it around his room the monsters hate the smell. It smells similar to the stuff I spray on the windows because I treat all the windows in the house with it to keep the monsters away. But the real repellent? The good stuff? Soap. Yep, soap and water, take a nice bath before bed and the monsters stay far away. They hate soap. Oh, and toothpaste? Forget about monsters because they cannot stand even the slightest whiff of toothpaste. Brush your teeth before bed, and the monsters won't even come near the house.
It stopped him from waking up in the middle of the night and being scared so now that he's almost 13 I feel like I gotta come clean on some stuff. đŹ
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honestly the discourse on this site is so bad that I have a new hot take: if you use tumblr at all fuck you
Checked their account: turns out op is a fucking tumblr user themselves so????? Idk :/
which one of you motherfuckers reblogged this again
You did, my leige
No, that canât be right.
You use Tumblr op
I donât recall doing such a thing.
The homeless weirdos squatting in this abandoned shopping mall are climbing the walls again. The chaos is palpable. The smell is urine.
I am fucking LOVING the Vampire Lestat because they refused to play it safe. Season three could easily have been heated rivalry with vampires, focus on the ships, redeem lestat, everyone paired off neatly and they have sexy vampire adventures! Save the world like it's fucking emo Marvel! Tvl is like NO, total change of tone, more unreliable narrator nonsense, they're all worse than you thought, no one gets redeemed and also INCEST BITCHES! This show is so fucking good it better get all the seasons they need to keep doing what they're doing cos no one does it like them
Not enough warning with this season. đ¤Łđ
So today, I heard a grown person bitching about the live action barbie movie, (yes the one that came out several years ago) and how he didn't think his granddaughter should have to watch such man hating bullshit. But what really knocked me out of what was supposed to be an infinite eyeroll was what followed the nonsense. "Next they will make cartoon shows and cartoon movies"
And y'all, I ruined that misogynists day. I'm not sure what they are about, but I remember my neice was watching them like 15 years ago so I know they exist, and couldn't wait to tell him that there was definitely a tv show and like 20 movies. Again, I don't know if there are that many but I made up an upsetting number for my own satisfaction. He asked how I knew this and I said I also identify as a plastic doll with no genitals and that was the second critical hit. Dude finished his beer and left the bar. Me and the bartender just sat there and she laughed and said I'm gonna call you when he's hear because he's an insufferable dick and I've never seen him leave after one beer. đ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Łđ¤Ł
no offense butâŚ.kindness and being polite is really underrated some of yâall are so unnecessarily mean and i dont understand why
Honestly, when I was comin up, there was no internet. So if you said some ignorant shit, you'd just get punched in the face. Most people got the lesson once or twice and learned how to apply it. But then along came social media, and all its anonymity. At first, shit was monitored. There were rules. But the tech bros learned that allowing the unevolved to roam freely, increased profits. The regular people of internet land couldn't help but to bitch back at any manner of hate, bigotry, misogyny, xenophobia, etc. They still haven't learned to not feed the animals.
Certain publicly proclaimed fascists like Musky, and Zucky make sure that when you are on their platforms, that is 99% of what you see. Just visceral lowest nature filth shoved in your face in a never ending loop because they understand how addictive it is, and they are greedy soulless cunts who need.... well something excessive to happen to them.
But, without any real repercussions to unacceptable behavior, the status quo has shifted rapidly into a downward spiral of apathy and self righteous narcissistic behavior that anyone can share in here. Then factor in that the bulk of the species is functionally illiterate, has never displayed any real capacity of empathy, and the constant barage of news, information, visual and audio stimuli and constant contact, has left the human brain with nothing but base instincts in place of genuine experience and real learning.
No one can say for sure if our brains and bodies aren't suffering serious damage from going from a species whose whole interaction with the world lied heavily in what was happening in the range of our five senses, to a blackhole of a technology hivemind.
The yet to be uncovered aspects of what sort of long term damage this machine is causing isn't just an increase in uncivilized and wretched behavior, it's potentially a tool in the species extinction tool kit. That may seem extreme, but the president of the us is instructing people to commit treason, and threatening to nuke people on the internet. That is where we are at with the public face of the problem. The private side? Well, the next incel mass shooter is out there now typing up his manifesto and quoting the latest in a long line of violent instigators who's producers sit untouchable due to their bank balances. To say this all could make even a decent and reasonable person constantly fumed is an understatement. So we do what we do best. Destroy each other.
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After seeing the Lena Luthor one I had to make one with the four female characters I would absolutely let step on me, so here you go đ
Credit to @supercorpandbeyond for giving me the idea after I saw their Lena one
âWhy are you scared of datingâ Iâm not scared of dating, I just havenât found anyoneâs company to be more enjoyable than my own. And also I donât care
I just don't want anyone to steal my very cursed amulet
Also the amulet
Is that you talking? Or the amulet? Are you SURE a new hand doesn't want to touch the beacon?
The amulet and I are not currently looking for a third
I saw this perfectly in my head and had to recreate it
Holy Shit
It's gay rage month. Happy gay rage month.
My friend: So how does tumblr work? I see funny memes of the site and was thinking about making an account.
Me: okay wow, well... you make an account in the year 2013, cultivate a collection of weirdos spanning over a decade and you see the weird shit they post and share. No, you will not have the same experience with a new account.
My friend: oh, well what about sharing and interactions.
Me: booooff okay, uh. So you post stuff and nobody shares it, no one comments on it, you can get messages, no one will ever message you no matter how many people you follow or how many people follow you, and your notifications are like 3 maybe 4 a week to tell you that someone has reblogged or liked one of your fandom posts from 2014 back when the shows were better, people still came here, and you cared enough to make things.
My friend: I don't think I'll like that.
Me: oh, definitely not. No one with an active tumblr account likes it. The experience is like the morning after a rave in an abandoned shopping mall and you wanna leave and go someplace nice that doesn't smell like urine, but you also live in the abandoned shopping mall. Because when you leave the mall, the outside online world is waiting to throw garbage at you. If you make an account now, you won't understand all the "there used to be stores here, as far as the eye could see" nuances.
pls dont sleep on modern wtnv, this is from episode 259 and it made me actually laugh out loud at work
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Iâve invented âThe Knife-Wielding Tentacle'đ
