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that’s just my nightstand knife don’t worry

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

they dont tell you this but you carry your upset younger self in you like a parasitic twin

i honestly don't really understand why "some people prefer watching gameplay online rather than playing games themselves" is treated as such a taboo when being a spectator is considered a pretty mundane way to engage with most sports, game shows, reality tv or even just like. chess.

we need a ritual where you can climb into a hole in the ground for roughly 24 hours and just close your eyes and not do anything, and nobody is allowed to look for you or speak your name, and whenever you want to reemerge then you can climb back out and people are forbidden from commenting on your absence. can someone get on this.

got tested for the sleepytired and it came back positive

Does anyone know what I’m supposed to be doing for the rest of my life can someone tell me pleaseeeeeee don’t say whatever I want. #notsure

it really is crazy how there are so many influencers with millions of followers i have never heard of in my life

every day someone is like ‘have you heard about the situation with johnny youtube?’ and i go. pardon. who the hell is that

‘bread is bad for you’ ‘rice is bad for you’ sorry im not subscribing to the idea that staple grains that have been integral to cultures for centuries are evil. i love you carbs

of course, the best part of any character's corruption arc is their cool new outfit

Say it with me! Wheelchairs aren’t sad! Mobility aids aren’t sad! Mobility aids are instruments of freedom!