Baby, will you kiss me already?

Don't jerk off in anger

Fun fact: due to the ongoing financial support from the people of tumblr, critically endangered pygmy raccoons being rehabbed in Cozumel are now able to get vaccines for deadly diseases like distemper and rabies before they are released.

The funniest and most enduring legacy of dashcon.

i'm losing my spark who got a lighter

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

Armand showing up to the bowling alley saying “it’s me” is so funny. Thank you for that Armand, I thought it was Santiago.

i love fiction so much can we never be real again

you gotta read, you gotta write, you gotta draw, you gotta watch films and shows. there is literally NO time to be employed