Baby, will you kiss me already?

i get why people don't believe in marriage as a social construct but legally it is the best and easiest way to say "this is who i trust to take care of me when i can't take care of myself" and i'm so glad gay people fought for that right bc when shit gets scary at least i know im in good hands

Secret third thing, they have been radicalized by over a decade of Russian info ops

“be gay do crime! but sex is yucky and crime is wrong!” ass website

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

Shout out to June for being both Pride month and the month of the most Sacred Heart of Jesus, got to be the best month pairing out there.

i think when u clean your house it should stay clean forever. what do u mean i have to do it again

I love being friends with prostitutes and transsexuals and artists and drug dealers and perverts and queers

Keeping an alive tumblr in 2026 is proof of one's sincerity and authenticity - a type of person who enjoys posting for the sake of it with absolutely nothing to be gained....just the enjoyment of curation and self expression untainted by opportunity and relevance

resurrected dead wife watching her own montage: wow I looked so hot in that

when i was at walgreens (at 3 in the morning which explains all of this) the cashier was talking to her coworker about how shed rather be a werewolf than a vampire because vampires are condemned to hell but werewolves arent and then she asked me what i thought and i said vampire because im already condemned to hell and she said in the nicest tone of voice “i dont think anybody is condemned to hell….” paused, stared at me for a few moments, and added on “…not even gay people” 

Happy pride month to the filthiest most brutal read I’ve ever been given in my life