Baby, will you kiss me already?

the vampires got it right. life is about being bisexual and a little bit pathetic. and going through different levels of depressive episodes

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

you fool. enjoy your 9 to 5. ill be learning about the differences between yoshi's story beta and final release.

the power of hitting 'end task' on a glitchy program in task manager is intoxicating. i feel like an assassin. i feel like a tyrant. you don't want to work properly? begone. off with your head. i need to kill my apps with a guillotine

"came back wrong" this "lived wrong" that, what about dying wrong. my death will forever cling to you, leaving behind a slimy trail and a metallic taste in your mouth. my soul will forever drag you down like the heavy corpse of a long-dead god, who somehow still grants wishes. you can't tell which one of us is the one not letting go. you know not even your own death will end this.

people are already reblogging this with their blorbos im doomed

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

fuuuck I could use a mysterious benefactor right now