Baby, will you kiss me already?

i bet it feels good to be an underwater plant just swaying in sync with the flow of water

“why would armand even go to that concert it was clearly a trap” bro he is a self-destructive masochist. have we forgotten the situation with the children of darkness so quickly. “the vampire armand spotted at humiliation ritual” yeah and fork found in kitchen cmon now

I hate when king arthur has all these fussy little steps in the instructions and you're like "no way do these fussy little steps matter" but you try it and they do. they matter so much.

I thought you meant Camelot quests and I was like "that's fair, 'never pick a four leaf clover on the last Wednesday of the month' IS a fussy little step that shouldn't matter" but then I was like "wait isn't that also a flour company"

nooo I am not a beleaguered knight of the round table I am making elaborate focaccia 😭

i think abt anne rice’s answer to “what are your work habits for a novel?” probably every single day

there are places in the world today that are experiencing 40°C for the first time in recorded history. of course there's no way to know whether chucking billionaires into volcanos will appease the sun god but i feel we're doing the scientific method a disservice if we don't at least try

How is it that you can a music library of like 1,200+ absolute bangers but as soon as you put it on shuffle in a group setting it's like. anime opening you added in 2010. homestuck parody song. musical artist who was cancelled last year for kidnapping and eating children in his basement. Hamilton