vroom vroom

the first thing u need to understand about athletes is that they are cringe losers bc they skipped school in hopes of never having to work a real job. the second thing you need to understand abt athletes is that they are first and foremost workers whose years of lucrative labour are capped by the very real limit that the strain of that selfsame work puts on their bodies which means they retire at an age before most people's careers even really take off and are expected to get by for the rest of their lives on the money they earned those few years. the third thing you need to understand is that they want to fuck their coworker.

I love when we get ex athletes commentating on their sport and you can tell they havent moved on or processed the trauma from their athlete years and project it on current players

the best part about reading RPF is reading something that sounds so “fanfiction-y” only to realize that it actually happened IRL and the author was simply incorporating historical precedence in their writing

why does an f1 driver need linkedin

You can make friends over the internet by posting about wanting to see male celebrities having gay sex

i don't ship them i just think they could get ragebaited into having sex with each other