Yeah, I don't think so. Sorry sweetie, you're cute and all, but the whole diaper dependency thing is kind of a turn off... Keep your Pampers on. I'm going home. And for future reference, you really ought to tell a girl you're not potty trained before you bring her back to your place. I came out tonight to get railed, not to babysit.
You can still 'do it'? That's not really the issue, crinkle-pants. Your little pecker might be fully functional, but it spends all day in a diaper that, presumably, you fill with pee. And that's gross. Sorry, but I'm not sleeping with a guy who can't even keep his pants dry. If you want to fool around with girls like a big boy, how about you try a little bit harder at toilet training in the future? Remember, pee-pee goes in the potty, not your pants!
Yeah yeah, you can't help it, whatever. I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be cruel. I get that you're incontinent. I'm just a bit pissed off, you know? You should've told me about your condition. I'm sure there's a girl out there somewhere who can get past your little 'still goes to the bathroom in his own pants' issue, but it's not me. I prefer men who won't need their wet diapers changed the morning after. But at least I got a funny story to tell my friends, right? Bye!
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