Celebrate wins, eroticize losses

basketball players fight over the basketball because they are hypnotized before each game to believe it is their egg

“imagine there’s no countries” fuck off john lennon how are we supposed to play the world cup without countries you ultimate scum

stuck in a creative rut when i wish i was creatively rutting!! or something. whatever. puts my hands in my pockets and walks away slumped

If I had a gaping wound in my stomach would you. . . No. . . I shan’t say. . . . . . . Would you. . ?

dont cry becasue its over, kiss. Kiss your nearest teammate and make out sloppy style. have nasty romantic sex and get knocked up

we are in an insane situation where if the oilers sign babcock then there will be an investigation into the “significant additional claims” that led to his firing at CBJ (which is reportedly different from the phone searching incidents) and the public could be made aware of what happened. but if the oilers don’t sign babcock, then there will be no investigation because he’s not with the nhl. wow.

the losing dogs and i are engaging in insider trading

i love when my mutuals are mutuals with each other #myecosystem #myenclosure

did we see the sauna captain photo EJ just posted 😭