cursed with the fangirl gene

“i’m going through something” and it’s the incredible need to impregnate a man

*turns my attention inwards* mmmmm. no *turns my attention back outwards* oh god

Oh to be a 26 year old, rich, freshly single, bisexual world driver's champion, living the party boy life, slutting it up in expensive clubs or on yachts, clinging to and flirting with everything that moves 😔😔

i love that lando is genuinely basking in his wdc he seems really weightless and comfortable and confident and for someone who's got a reputation of getting in his own way it's really lovely to see him be so secure. i think a lot of athletes have a hard time with the feeling of ....so what now? that can set in once the adrenaline dies down and i like that lando has always been very mindful of having a fulfilling life outside of f1, which makes it then easier to be fulfilled by the success he's achieved inside the sport. and i also feel like we've never been closer to his dick pics leaking

more duexmoi exclusives than podiums this is NAWT how i expected our reigning champ season to go