go ahead and tell everybody

they sell items at tjmaxx that even God is not aware of

I'm sorry for (remembers I'm not sorry) You're welcome for all the character posting last night

The thing about a really good ship is I need it to be equal parts sweet and fucked up. It's like a lemonade. you want it half sour and half sweet because the two flavors are complementary. The love needs to be there so it can wreck their lives or they need to be wrecks so they can fall in love

i’m just having fun. hatred is involved but i’m just having fun

Green + yellow + orange is a highly underrated colour combo

THE PORTAL OPENS

can’t wait for whatever bullshit happens tomorrow #mybullshit

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk

havent talked to friend in a while and dont know how to start up a conversation? consider succumbing to the darkness in your heart and becoming a tragic miniboss for them to fight with the power of friendship. works every time.

“start your free trial now” what if i told u i am already experiencing trials. and the cost is more than i can bear

love is in the air? WRONG! dragons