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updated August 9, 2022

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ryan-sometimes

As a Brazilian, watching the club world cup is always so funny because this year a game got cancelled due to RAIN. In Brazil, the lights in the stadium need to go out, the pitch needs to flood, and a minimum of 3 players need to get struck by lightning, only for the game to be delayed by like 20 minutes. Once a football game gets scheduled in Brazil there is no weather that can stop it. Zeus himself needs to come down to smite the players one by one

fionacle

prev i saw you mention a photo can you find it 😳

mvrphys-art

there are so many

(that third one is my favourite)

and players getting the water off the grass to keep playing:

ryan-sometimes

POV you are a Brazilian football player:

redstonedust

water doesn't make rocks smooth. they hired me to go down to the beach with a sander every night and smooth them myself. it's not much and it's not honest work.

agardenandlibrary

I should be able to both read for 8hrs a night and sleep for 8hrs a night. That I cannot is very rude and, frankly, poor design.

spicymochi

little pumpkin thieves

spicymochi

tiny pumpkin thieves!

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sadder-daisy

beardedmrbean

I love the midwest so much

the-punforgiven

God could you imagine a scene in a fantasy movie or some shit where the heroes kill the main villain’s prized general or some shit and the villain pins one of their henchmen to the wall and is all like “Who killed my second-in-command?!?” and the henchman just like “we don’t know sir it was just some band of no-name adventurers!” and then the camera pans over to the adventurers just like

the-punforgiven

I’ve been informed that No-Name brand is not commonly found outside of Canada so let me explain that these products are what I’m referencing with this

thememedaddy

posttexasstressdisorder

I'm shakin' m'damn head so much nowadays my neck vertebrae are wearin' down...

homunculus-argument

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

jantesika

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

homunculus-argument

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

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didanagy

EMMA (2020)

dir. autumn de wilde

hamletthedane

Fun fact: this scene is a direct reference to a pretty common joke in Regency-era erotic cartoons:

Historically, English women did not wear any version of underwear under their dresses until the very late 1800s (unless they were menstruating). When dresses slimmed way down during the Regency era's neoclassical movement, skirts became much easier to fully lift - apparently leading to many women warming their bare skin in this way.

It was a common enough practice that there was even a suggestive slang term for it, as others have pointed out:

percussiveadventure

Nice to know these gentlemen were eating ass

filmnoirsbian

There's a labyrinth. In the middle of it, a minotaur is making waffles.

butchniqabi

Minotaur in his kitchen

Kiwi based on old online illustration by iLabrador on reddit.

headspace-hotel

finnskeeper

What's your word?

I got "spot"

ouroboros64

#deadly #isyn

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legendaryhologramavenue

Somewhere along I-90 in South Dakota

qqueenofhades

More and more often these days, in what is surely a sign that everything is just absolutely fine, I find myself recalling the wise words of the prophets written on the subway walls:

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