president booty reporting for duty

OH MY GOD HOW DID I NEVER SEE THAT?

man half of my mutuals are named some shit like Snooble at this point im doing some poob as bullshit in my life

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

i do not “delete sentences” when they start “hindering the plot” i COPY PASTE THEM into a SEPARATE DOC made just for keeping all my USELESS LINES that i will also NEVER USE so therefore i should JUST DELETE THEM but i DONT because id FEEL BAD if i did

You don't actually have to kill your darlings. You can just put them in the oubliette #myoubliette

i rly like how many electronic devices you can turn off by holding the power button down. its very intuitive to kill a thing by choking it