a writer and nothing else

Tumblr is a fate driven website. You can't find posts through the search function, you see them when you're meant to.

“Do dishes” and “take out trash” both require the use of a spell slot, vs “use phone” is a cantrip, and brother, I am a level one wizard

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

the thing I love most about how tumblr users use tags is that it’s like what if a social media website had a footnotes system

I have never, and will never, use "ofc" to mean "of fucking course". It literally stands for OF Course...

i've been phasing the phrase 'google it' out of my vocabulary and going back to 'look it up'. fuck you youve lost your generic trademark privileges

astonishing how good it can feel to get some chores done sometimes. you’ll be sitting there like damn i am some type of horrid little smeagol like creature who should be crushed to death. but then you do some laundry and you’re like wrow. im actually gods most fuckable soldier.

I’m so vanilla I thought OP was a priest.

Forbidden by God to remove his mark of office at the airport

when i was a kid i decided that killing people was bad therefore war was bad therefore the military was evil. and adults would tell me it's more nuanced than that and i would understand when i grew up. well i'm a grown up now and idk i still think that killing people is bad and war is bad and the military is evil

"do it scared" "do it alone" "do it bored" what about MY strategy. do it later

it's a shame you can't Cool, Silent, and Mysterious your way to being very close to people. we are unfortunately going to have to embarrass ourselves for this

fortunately you can cool, loud, and weird your way into closeness