Bitchin

this seems obvious but there are a lot of blogs that are just 1) uber nsfw pictures of hot men alongside 2) cute dog pics. idk what to call this niche

someone come up with a pun

cock or spaniel

THERE IT IS

Well done @staff. 

I feel like I’m playing the most suspenseful moment of a Bioshock game and this is the audio recording I’ve found in the bottom of a trash can

… No one’s gonna say anything about this legendary camerawork?

I didn’t know Draco Malfoy worked for UPS

They still gonna not ring the doorbell and say “no one was there to sign”

Okay but FedEx definitely won

do y’all remember before direct messages tumblr had a dumbass ask limit of 10 per hour and communication was impossible until they introduced dumbass fan mail and we were basically sending telegraphs back in forth trying to communicate those were…dark times

Do y'all remember when they finally gave us direct messages and instead of doing it normally, they gave it to a few people at a time and we had to infect each other with it like a virus

we got a new microwave and i dont know how it works but i wanna see if itll say “CHILD” again if i press buttons enough

consistency is very important

……interesting