The Ratt mans stash

"why do you know that" i am curious about the world around me

“I am not excluded from ‘fuck ‘‘em’ when relevant” is surprisingly powerful as both a statement and philosophy

Oh my god there’s Minecraft blood everywhere

Remember when you could look things up online. Do you remember how we used to search

what would i Even dm my moots like Hello Internet Friend

God should let me drink 7 coffees a day without repercussies

downloading my pdfs and epubs so i can always never read them

Wild caught clownfish will be like ‘hm you see, the anemone you got me is a slightly different color and tentacle width than the one I had back home, so I will not begin hosting it. I’ll be a sort of wandering ronin for the rest of my days.’ And then a captive bred clownfish will be like ‘ok so I have this curved rock I found and I just sit above it and it take care of me 👍’

#mybrick

i do wonder how mamdani would have solved a problem like the green goblin

downloaded an evil pirated rom of a classic video game off the dark web and the malevolent spirit inside it was fully intending to kill me until it hicjacked my webcam and saw my room and now it just feels sorry for me. yeah. it's helping me fill out job applications now. it saw me take down some empty bottles and it was genuinely really.proud of me. i think it sees itself as like a mother figure. when i do really good it lets me play my favorite levels but it changes things around a little so it feels new again because it knows i appreciate that and i deserve to be rewarded for beingnthe good girl i am. yeah. i dont even think its evil anymore i think its just really personally invested in me

i love you characters that use it/its pronouns

i love you real life people that use it/its pronouns

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