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11 minutes and I regret nothing

twilight but instead of a dramatic reveal about how edward’s a vampire bella just shows up to class one day and slides a copy of Dracula across the table to see what happens 

I became very invested in the successful delivery of those carrots

physics is wild

It is The Earl himself

[video description: a person is holding a box of earl grey tea and opens the lid to reveal a grey rat sitting inside]

Love that everyone collectively and without words agreed to not be normal about this

SMACK BARM MOON WET

WHAT'S MOON WET? WHY, HERE IN EARTH'S ORBIT IT'S GOOD AS GRAVY

IT'S THE WATER OFF THE MOON

I am once again asking this website to stop informing me of major events like this

THIS VIDEO IS EVERYTHING

Edward: *sticking Bella’s menstrual cup in the freezer* yummy, popsicles :)

one day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us