consume prilosec

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

Colonel Sanders and Quinton Tarantino locked in mortal combat

and what if I told you nine was less afraid of love than ten. what then.

for a moment i lived in a beautiful world where doctor who didn’t exist and this was simply a seven-ate-nine joke too layered for me to understand

ah shit they're gaining on us. we gotta jettison some weight. throw all those stolen boomerangs out we don't need em

On it, boss!

Bad news, boss!

your honor who gives a fuck. like for real

Ignore my bouncing leg, I was born without a tail you see

how to express emotions infront of people without feeling terribly ashamed of yourself tutorial

I deserve a gentle love after all the shit I’ve had to put up with

nobody is coming to save you. get up

I’m going to the grocery store does anyone want to sublet my apartment for 45 minutes

How much

Only 3400

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ok I’m back you and your boyfriend and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your dog and your djinn can go

remembering that time i got drunk and told a guy he looked like a wrought iron gate

he didnt respond to my observation. just sorta stood there

... much like something else i know of