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Cookie clicker ass website

sure whatever you say boss

“Losing your virginity” just bc you had sex sounds like a skill issue. Like, I’ve had sex, but I kept mine.

false advertising suits should be more common and the laws should be more strict so that companies are legally barred from saying literally anything about their product that is not a quantifiable fact. even a modifier like "tasty" has to be accompanied by a footnote explaining that this is from a survey where 68 of 100 people said they enjoyed it

fond memories of how one my shipmates would very earnestly ask the youngest deckhand ‘was that yeet? was that a yeet?” every time he tossed docklines

you never know what someone is going through. for instance i didnt know i was going through anything until about 2 years later. i thought i was just chilling

one time i went through the taco bell drive thru and when i tried to order a baja blast i said “mountain boo bah” and then i just left. couldn’t recover

a friend of mine once went to order a beefy bean and cheese burrito but ordered a “beedo beedo” instead and i think of it every time i go to taco bell