count dracula is effed!

i feel like public embarrassment is their foreplay sometimes most of the time

i love him so much i feel sick

vamp designs from dis

These lines of lightning mean we're never alone, never alone

i love how they aren’t wearing shoes in this photo it’s so casual

sorry but this followed immediately by an amv to james taylor's 'your smiling face' where they're laughing and playing and chasing each other through the streets of toronto is absolutely insane shit for the FIRST EPISODE of your web series lmao. when I say matt johnson was snorting yaoi cocaine this is what im talking about like he really said all you need to know about these characters is that they're strange, annoying, and hopelessly in love with each other. please watch our show thanks

he gave dirties matt a shirt he actually wore while making his movies in high school. evil

once he finished the donut, he kept peering into the empty box, hoping another donut would magically appear. when one didn't, he would pick at the crumbs and then need to lick his fingers all over again.

oh, they really love each other

Nirvanna the band the show ruined my life

sorry to talk about their house again, but look at this, it's sickening. the fairy lights over the banister and the fake plant decorating the support beam. their shoes all arranged nicely on a shelf, the prints and photographs on their walls. especially the family photos that contain only themselves. why do they have such beautiful interior design taste.

I love this little happy reaction Matt does