Hai there.

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That’s funnier than everything Ross has ever said irl

don't cringe because it's over ... pog because it happened

I love that the death animations seem random each time like sometimes the imposter’s chest opens up n eats u and sometimes they just snap your neck. sometimes its a knife or a gun. like imagine if the xenomorph in alien was sneaking around and eating ppl but he also had a glock. that would be sick as fuck i think

that’s also interesting bc it implies some imposters are like monster creatures and some are just nasty people. you arrive to your sabotage job with your glock in hand and your coworker is like “yeah can’t wait to eat these guys” and you just have to be like “👀 damn for real? me, uh. me too, man.”

Now I love this proposal because it implies they’re hired hitmen, but each from completely different species, or even have different motives

pro tip if you start saying hewwo as a joke it will eventually come to be your standard greeting for all loved ones 

good god when the onions and garlic hit the olive oil..........