An Eepy Princess (according to two hot girls)

Jacinthe

and here he made his first fatal error. his moment of hubristic sex pesting. because of course i know where the term blow job comes from, i love learning about sex and the history of sexual terms! i know so much about oral sex that i could write a book on it!

Hey everyone, I wanted to let y'all know that Estro Junkies, currently available on Amazon as an ebook and paperback, and as an ebook on Itch and other storefronts, is now available as a paperback through Ingram!

Cool! What does that mean?

Estro Junkies is self-published. I can't have warehouses full of books. IngramSpark is a print-on-demand service, an alternative to Amazon, through which bookshops can place orders to stock physical copies of my book.

So will Estro Junkies be in bookshops now?

Sort of? I'll be reaching out to places like queer bookshops to inquire if they'd like to stock Estro Junkies, but I'm not a publisher so I have limited reach. However, if you inquire at your local bookshop, they can probably order you a copy of Estro Junkies, and maybe even stock a couple if they like it. Also, if you have any suggestions for bookshops I can reach out to who might be interested in stocking Estro Junkies, I'd be happy to hear them.

I really just have to summarize Thomas's entire life:

He was in a committed relationship with a male swan named Henry for 18-24 years before a female swan named Henrietta showed up and mated with Henry.

Thomas was initially jealous of the pair and attacked them, breaking 2 of the 5 eggs Henrietta had laid. However, once the remaining eggs hatched, Thomas warmed up to them and helped raise them.

Henry couldn't fly because of an injured wing, so Thomas taught the cygnets how to fly.

When they needed to reduce the goose population in the pond where Thomas and the swans lived, they dyed Thomas's feathers red so he wouldn't be separated from Henry.

Henry, Henrietta, and Thomas remained in their happy throuple for years and raised 68 cygnets before Henry died in 2009. After Henry's death, Henrietta found another swan and flew away, leaving Thomas alone.

Thomas finally met and mated with a female goose in 2011 and had his own babies. However, another goose named George stole them and raised them himself.

As Thomas grew elderly and blind, he was relocated to a wildlife center where he raised orphaned cygnets.

His caretaker at the center described him as "pretty high maintenance."

Thomas died in 2018 at the age of around 40. He had a funeral that included a small coffin and a procession that was led by a bagpiper. He was buried under the stone where Henry was buried, the two finally reunited in death.

You get: an unreliable narrator you’ll want to punch by page six. God, but make it neurodivergent. Assassins, also neurodivergent. A brothel where people code-dress like it’s pre-guillotine France and everyone’s gay, but gender does not exist, except it does and it’s misogyny. The character haunting the narrative? Probably Elon Musk. There's Achilles too. And toy soldiers speaking like Vietnam vets.

I promise you won’t understand a thing, but that’s part of the experience.

I havent drawn anything in 10 billion yearssss so here take these. some are VERY old some of these more recent but ohhhh man... Akane........