I Frequently Make Mistakes In Life

what do you mean my childhood affected me

What if everything gets better in 2016

the thing about giving up is that it isn’t permanent. one must give up like twice a week in order to keep going

I'm like a plant in the way that I need water and sunlight and that if someone takes care of me I can get quite fruity

MY guardian angel jacks off to me while i sleep

I want to [remembers that suicide jokes only further damage my mental health] fuck you like an animal

Nothing says good mental health like Nine Inch Nails 1994 album The Downward Spiral!

"Would you rather use the app? :)" I cannot begin to describe how much I wouldn't

Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

the symbiotic relationship between tumblr and AO3 should be studied in a lab

and i know people mean well when they give employment advice but god damn some of them its like "did you try submitting your resume to a place that is hiring" fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck no kidding. shit. ive just been printing them out and eating them. yeah thanks i'll try that

Does anyone have recommendations on good social norms for beginners? I'm looking to start conforming more but I'm not sure which norms will provide the most social currency. Thanks

reblog to give your headache to elon musk instead

I’d just like to point out the growth in this post has mostly coincided with elon’s public spiral downward and I’d like to think we’re all a small part of that

bro can’t think because he’s just got a rager of a migraine 24/7

yes I would like to give elon musk my menstrual pain. I think he deserves it

Reblog to also give Elon Musk your menstrual pain.

And my joint pain too!

I offer my stomach pain from digestive issues!

no tail to wrap around someone. no claws to knead into anything. no way to purr. not even whiskers. we are fucked as a species.

Why does basil smell so fucking amazing

why is tumblr such that you can say something people believed in the middle ages absolute orthogonal to reality and everyone will just nod?

ok. I'm in the world. now what am I supposed to do

bass makes a dollar. i make a dime. that's why i think about lesbian sex on company time

BASS?? BASS MAKES A DOLLAR????? IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS AND NONE OF YOU THOUGH TO TELL ME I MISSPELLED IT????????

FISH TYPO

fish exploit me women want me