MasterObsessor

fashion is all we have but yall dont act like it. i take one look at some of u and i can tell youre demiromantic and have a dan and phil furry blog. at least dress like you plan on getting some coochie

I think about this everyday…

How you just gon prove they point like that

Haha

Little do they know, punk guys are the closest thing we have to angels

thats adorable

you can clearly see him trying to invert her cross thats so funny

Just a heads up, this sin’t an exorcism, Nuns cannot do them and more so, they cannot be done in public. They are, in fact, blessing him

Omgg that is so much better thank you

THIS POST JUST GOT THOUSANDS OF TIMES BETTER

The devil gonna come fuck me himself

Reblog if you want the devil to come fuck you himself out of sheer spite at the OP.

“the clitoris is meant for creating a child”

#Every now and again I have this thought of Bucky Barnes showing up at Planned Parenthood clinics #and working as an escort #and getting women to the front doors #wearing his sleeveless shirt so that EVERYONE CAN SEE THE ARM #and then sitting on the stoop #quietly polishing knives #and glaring at each protester in turn until there’s just this silent and uneasy crowd surrounding him # and Bucky just sits there #cleans his knives #and smiles (via bonesbuckleup)

#”abortion is murder!” ”YOU WANNA SEE MURDER I GOT SOME MURDER RIGHT HERE ASSHOLE” (x)

OMG I never knew I needed this but I do! Someone write this!!!!

👌👌 👌 👏 👏

lmaooo

For the record, the guy actually invented this with the intent of it being used to crack down on human trafficking. Traffickers often cover their victims in heavy/unusual makeup before posting pics of them online, to make them harder to detect using normal software.

oh

So basically this is a case of really shitty reporting. The article could have been about an app used to rescue victims of trafficking but they decided to flippantly make it about make-up

@oddtaxonomy cursed fish

Good boys who left us too soon

absolutely not 

No one tell OP that the Scottish call it Juice

I believe in Cookie

I believe in Cookie.

I don’t believe in cookie.

Stay strong, Cookie.

The ‘what color’ guy is going places

you freed him like pandora’s box

I love this mental image of this quietly horrified and righteous 6th grader just being like ma’am you can’t do that