we begin and we end, at night, in the woods

severance episodes have a way of not answering a single question that you don't realize until the episode is over because the whole thing felt like being awake during surgery

cobel missing severance floor sex AND next-door brain surgery oh she's gonna be so mad

if i was mark id simply have two girlfriends plus a wife #greed

i’m sorry but there really is nothing more erotic than two people stuck in a room together playing mind games and asking each other personal questions while being restricted by the boundaries of a professional relationship

my favorite coworker told me the scenario she thinks of to fall asleep is she stumbles upon a baby sheep and has to raise it and it grows up and she has to shear it and she says she envisions shearing it so carefully that she always falls asleep at that part