Lez Be Friends

when everyone stopped wearing lockets that was when it all went downhill. nobody even carries pictures of their beloveds cut into the shape of a heart anymore

your bed is probably as happy to see you as you are to see it. ‘here comes the warmth slab’ it thinks

wrong it thinks “god hope this dipshit doesnt spill beans all over me again who tf eats beans in bed”

stop reblogging this new year new me i havent spilled beans in bed ONCE this year

uh oh

It gets funnier the earlier in the year you reblog it

Sometimes I wish I had a brother

I'll be your step-bro 😘😬😈

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

halo

*tries to fix sleeping schedule* *makes it worse*

WHAT DID THEY DO TO THE LITTLE GUY

sometimes you have to remind yourself that the people on this website are not normal. many of them don't have real hobbies, they don't get bitches, and they sure as hell don't go outside.

Alright that’s a good exception to an otherwise solid rule.

I'll miss my thong bikini 😢

cat breaking bad be like lets see paw allens card

american psycho i mean

cat american psycho i mean

sorry

cat breaking bad be like jesse we need to lay in this beam of sunshine

you conjure such a beautiful world