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Love when people accidentally recreate the meme like with the "fuck this post and happy birthday Sonic" one

No, it’s not ambiguous, you just have no reading comprehension

If someone writes down 2 + 2 and you need them to add = 4 at the end for you to understand it, I don’t think that’s the fault of the writer

hey guys so the hero that keeps barging in my tower seems to be using some sort of chronomancy called “quick saving.” have we figured out any counters for that yet or what’s the deal

a cat is a sort of machine that dispenses hair all over you and everything else in the room

what doesn’t kill me leaves a pit in my stomach that never goes away

tumblr giving us the option to sort likes oldest -> newest is kind of diabolical. babygirl that was 2012. I was 14. I’m 28 now. That was half my life ago. And you’re just gonna let me and moots put each other on blast? PvP website for real

got a crick in my neck and a frog in my throat and a chip on my shoulder and a stick up my ass and now you're gonna stand there puttin words in my mouth? haven't I been through enough?

functionally suicidal character saying “I would die for you” to their significant other and its like. I get the sentiment, honey, but if a hot dog vendor told me he’d sell hot dogs for me, I wouldn’t feel very moved now would I

i have [gestures vaguely] my tendencies

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny

Making eye contact with you across tumblr.