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@maskednihilism
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Indie, mutual only Sampo Koski roleplayer from Honkai Star Rail. Penned by Prince, 25+ and only looking for 21+ partners
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ooc. This video but it's Ashveil and Sampo in their female personas.
Sampo is the blond while Ashveil is the red head
He's making fun of the fact Ashveil can't mimick a woman's voice
come with me take the journey!
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It's one of those days where Dan Heng has sought assistance from Sampo, as his brother has been willing to help him with cooking. He'd found an apple bread recipe he wanted to make Caelus.
However even with four hands some things were slow as not all the ingredients are within reach. So when Sampo had told him to grab the apples from the fridge while he's already got his hands full with the flour...
There's a flash of blue as something elongated flies out of his back, opens the fridge, retrieves the fruit, and returns to hover at Sampo's side. Dan Heng hasn't moved except to check the measurements in his bowl. Azure holds out the apples to Sampo, one in each claw as Dan Heng without even looking up asks, ❝These are the correct variety, right?❞
~Starlighttrain //One wet and noodly kitchen assistant xD
@starlighttrain || I booped the button! || From Dan Heng and ...? || Muses mentioned @aluckiicoin 's Aventurine!
Pans. Cooking sheets. No, these weren't it. He was so sure he saw Ven store them here... The thief kept shifting through the cabinets for the bread bowl, he got one specifically to make cute cat shapes for when Jing Yuan visited. That and the man's beloved also just enjoyed cats in general.
He was still searching when he heard the other speak to him. His head turns to the side to look and...
Oh.
Its. The noodle. The wet noodle.
The wet noodle attached to Dan Heng's spirit, form, thing. No, not thing, if he says thing out loud he'd get a scolding from the Young Cold Dragon for sure.
Still... he did retrieve the apples. Even if this isn't what he meant. "...get one more apple from the fridge. Just in case these doesn't make two cups."
He knows better than to question things. He'll just let it happen.
@maskednihilism | cont.
He wasn't sure exactly how it ended up happening. The master thief Hugo Vlad did not need help for his heists. He worked alone. Aside from Vivian, but that was different, clearly.
It just saved him a bit of time, making his work more efficient. Sampo had already scouted the layout of these places with his little friends as per their agreement for information exchange. It was easier and quicker for the rat thiren to just show him the way rather than needing a bunch of maps and diagrams.
Like watching a mother hen dote on her chicks, Hugo watched as the thiren made sure each little rodent got their fair share. The sway of the thiren's tail gave away his happiness much like a certain mutt as the rodents ate.
A rat's tail was not fluffy like a canine thiren's but it was still a good indicator of emotion. He seemed... happy. As the thief's mismatched eyes focused in on it, he didn't even realize he was reaching out towards it. Gingerly caressing the tail as if they weren't mere business partners but rather...
Hugo jolts upon hearing Sampo's voice, quickly withdrawing his hand and crossing his arms and averting his gaze. Heat rises to his face, but Sampo clearly saw what he had done, so he can't just act like it didn't happen!
"F-Forgive me. I got distracted. That was rude of me to touch a thiren's tail without permission."
Without being friends. Close friends at that. (Or at least, that was what he knew from the other non-rat thirens he had interacted with). Something of which Hugo was neither. Nor should he be.
He stops as he listens to Hugo. This gives the rat pack the opportunity to come in and swipe the rest of the food Sampo held in his hand. Truth be told… he didn't mind it. Not at all. While other thirens had certain feelings about being touched on their tails, the rat kind didn't mind as much. This was due to their bestial side, the common rat also had this trait.
Touching their tails, specifically to groom them was seen as a group activity. A gesture shown and done to signal to others you were sociable. Not to mention deepen those bonds with those members in the pack. So while Sampo was blushing, it was largely due to him being surprised Hugo was aware of this!
He was not but Hugo wasn't going to correct that. Not as he was embarrassed about being caught touching his tail.
His tail wagged a bit more radically now, joy was in the rat thiren’s heart. “N-No, it's fine! Y-You can keep touching if you'd like…” before mumbling very quietly, “No one ever wants to touch our tails. They think it feels creepy and gross.”
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The both of them can blame this illness for the color on the Officer’s cheeks. It genuinely touched him that Anaxagoras did learn something from the old fool. He simply wishes he'd learn other things. Like wording things more politely, or being a tad bit gentle with his body.
Alas, he could only do so much.
With his help, Luuvalo is able to rise to his feet. He's feeling hot under his uniform but he was still stable enough to walk at least. A good sign that this fever hasn't reached its peak just yet. “Then we should get back home, before I really do need your strength.” Slowly he guides the scholar out of his office, the door will be locked by one of his retainers he's sure. Right now his focus was getting home and resting with the man.
Poor Skott, he truly seemed in pain. Well more like restraint pleasure but even to a Masked Fool that would be torture. Seeking elation only to be denied right through their fingers. In a kind gesture, Sampo leans forward to soothe his back in gentle circles. “Shhh, it's alright, no more jokes. Take your pants off and get comfortable. I'll grab some things.”
The gentle hand pulled itself away so he could grab them. While he was mostly playing up the whole medical roleplay, he isn't the type to just leave someone in pain either. It's something that got him in trouble more often than not. But what could he say, he's got a bleeding heart. Even for a lowly IPC lapdog. The Fool paces around the room, searching for what he needs.
Lubricant and some gloves. While he may be violating several HIPPA acts by giving Skott relief, he wasn't going to do so so roughly. Some lubricant to get the motion going, though if the Fool who drugged him used the drug he was thinking of… oh it's a mighty feisty thing.
A plant made with the power of Abundance, ever growing and its effects are strong enough to last up to several days if not treated well. A diluent would've worked better but hey, it's what the client patient wanted. While grabbing some gloves, Sampo made small talk to distract the poor man. “Got a girlfriend? Can't promise I'll sound like her but if you give me a good idea I can sound like a sweet gal.”
ooc. I feel safer in the place I'm currently at (hence the replies I did)
I might make more as the week goes? Depends on how things go. I have two jobs lined up so we'll see
Well… he's still going to pout. Pout real bad at the Captain. But with his hands over his mouth, it looked like Sampo was genuinely upset at the man. “Tell the Judge I didn't! You can call Nat, she'll tell you I'm a good boy!”
He would at least be calm. Since Gepard is being reasonable towards him now. It's not his fault his actions resulted in giving the poor man a headache. Sampo did have respect for him, begrudgingly so. Most humans wouldn't be able to keep up with the man, regardless of his special gift.
But add that, and Gepard was always at the back of his heels. Nearly caught him a few times and at least once did! Not including this time, that is. For that, Sampo had respect for him. Even if he was too much of a goodie two-shoes.
For now, he stepped back to sit on his cot. His hands removed themselves from his face so he could fiddle with them on his lap. “How much longer do I need to wait?”
“Charming?” He asks, looking a tad bit puzzled. Not that he disagreed with her, no. But charming was not on the list of things Anaxagoras would be described as. No where near the top ten or even top twenty. It did warm his heart, knowing someone did find him endearing at least. Even if his stubbornness and recklessness pushed people at times.
Embarrassingly… even towards him.
Luuvalo refocuses his attention to the flying equine for now. Making sure to run his nails at just the right spots he seemed to like. “That is… a good quality to have.” He agrees with her. “I rather he be a bit more gentle with his wording. In my line of work, flowery language and prose are used for gain. If that doesn't do it, violence is used. So perhaps being blunt is the better way to go, instead of deciphering words.”
Humanity, people, all such fickle odd creatures. That's what his long life has taught him. He prays neither of them have to learn such a harsh lesson as he had.
“Thank you for the tea.” He adds, with an attempt of a gentle smile. The Kalevalan still looks like he's grimacing, he's genuinely trying! “It smells wonderful.”
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“Ow! How harsh!” He said, pulling his hand back and rubbing it lightly. It didn't hurt, not really. Whether Skott was too weak or the Fool could withstand that pain is up in the air. Though it didn't matter, it seems like he upset the lapdog considerably.
“Sorry, sorry. I thought a joke would've helped.” After all, laughter is the best medicine. Evidently not however, as he was still frustrated and annoyed at the Fool now.
“I did say I would be your nurse.” He said with a tone of honesty. A rare trait for a Fool but hey, crazier things have happened in the land of joy. He'll act polite now, keeping his hands to himself, straightening himself up.
“I gave you your options, dear patient. I can get you some water to dilute it or I can offer… some relief.” How that would come Sampo didn't say. Lest he enrage the other again. “Or you leave this place though I wouldn't advise it. Judging by its effects so far, you wouldn't barely make it out the hospital's door. Much less to the Tavern's exit.”
Honestly the more he speaks the more he feels agitated. It annoys him how he pretends to understand the Fool. He hates people like that. A poor excuse for a joke that got no one laughing. The memetic entity is a prime example of what the Fool disliked. But even in hatred there is some truth.
His performances were special, at least Sampo thought so. It's within human nature to want those around them to feel joy and peace. So yes, forgive him for not wanting to share that same joy with the other. He didn't like how invasive he could be. That thing could be reading his mind right at this moment and he was helpless to stop it.
“If I didn't experience the embarrassment,” Sampo starts, fists clenching at his sides. “I wouldn't know joy. If I didn't feel sorrow I wouldn't know what to look forward to. People who want none of it could never truly enjoy what life offers.”
So no. He is politely declining. “If my performance is boring to you, then please. Don't let me stop you from leaving. Have you tried Seaside? Fulwish TV station is there and there's endless tales of people there.” More appetizing memories there.
@starrailedxboys || continued from here!
To this Sampo does laugh. “Oh but I did! A lot in fact!” Not caring at all for the other's predicament, Sampo made himself at home by sitting right next to him. “I'd say rescuing you from that Fool was plenty of help! And being your own personal nurse as well! But that's not what you want, is it?”
His hand comes over to Skott’s face, tilting his head just enough for the other to look at him. To really look at him. The Fool looked serious, unnaturally serious. His brows furrowed as he spoke. “We could dilute it by having you drink water until you piss the stuff out. But you're so brazen you're asking for a handjob!”
Now he laughs. His head goes back, laughing at the absurdity of it all! An IPC worker begging to be released. It has to be a joke. “I didn't take it as the type of help you want. Not with all of those animal noises. No, no, you're more of a be lead around type. Like on a nice leash, and told commands. Like a dog, am I wrong in this assessment, Mr. Skott?” He's smiling at him with a shit eating grin. As if he knows the man though they only spoke to each other twice at best.
//So I know for many the economy is shit and I hate to ask, but I've been trying to move for a while now. Many of you know about my shitty-ass neighbor but there is more to the story. If you're interested it's under the cut.
The important part is that in order to move and not get rejected again, I need to help my disabled mom pay off a debt. She's the one with the credit score. My brother and I are too new to adulthood to even have one, so I know the issue is her. But we siblings can't live with just us, refuse to leave her behind, and our dad is not an option for her. I only work part-time and can't get another job. My brother is too busy with school. I don't make enough to do this on my own without taking far too long.
If you'd like to donate to debt/moving funds, I have a Ko-fi here. (be aware they take a fee) I also take graphic commissions @promisemegraphics! I can do more than just Tumblr graphics too, other social media are viable. I also am still selling the handmade crochet scarves/table runners/shawls/etc. my mom made! Just message me if interested. For anything at all I take Ko-fi, PayPal, and Venmo.
I don't blame you if you can't or don't want to donate. But if you could spread this around it may still help.
Thanks for writing with me, I'll still be here for a long time yet, and I appreciate you all <3
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remaking this post since the previous one never got much traction.
the short of it is im VERY disabled and can't work. i live with my brother who covers most of our expenses but he alone cant cover rent. soon we need to renew the lease OR move to a bigger place so our also disabled dad can move in with us, which means we'd need an orthopedic mattress for him.
tbh the move isnt looking likely which means i have no idea what will become of my father. he might have to move to another city very far away from us to stay with a friend for some time. understandably id rather stay with my father.
we have until july 15th. if we dont want to be homeless we need about $1000 more right now. if we want to move, we need about $5000. please help by sharing if you can't pitch in! and please only give what you can!
576/5000 as of 10/6/2026
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sketch for my beloved @maskednihilism :>
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ooc. 😭 it was either this or Sampo and while we both adore Sampo, we can't go wrong with Ven.
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