Lurking and Liking

Children's python! They can be a little hard to find outside Australia, but they're amazing pets.

one time i told a group of lesbian and bi women that i have never watched wicked and they were shocked, gagged, gooped, “but you’re queer. you like pussy. how have you not seen wicked?” yeah. well. i like pussy, not musicals?

“are you going to the lucy dacus concert?” no. i listen to gucci mane.

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

when tiger met dragon

crouching harry hidden sally

has anyone considered that it was probably her house too. where else was she supposed to put her chintz?

i’m not flopping i’m niche ok