dumb, of ass fame

they're trying to get me to do something called ""my job"" instead of reading about medieval english poaching laws

i love the part of making art where you feel like you need to go missing

serious question: can anyone else see this post? am I hallucinating?

this is like Schrodinger’s fucking meme because half the time the pic is deleted and the other half it’s visible

anybody out there hiring gay losers. ideally a 100k/year salary and i work for one hour every day when i feel like it. thanks

i hate it when people mistake "etymology" with "entomology." like, i know where they coming from but it still bugs me

For all its faults Tumblr has truly ruined all other social media for me because my friends all have Instagram and are all trying to get me on Instagram more but every time I open Instagram there are like fifteen things screaming for my attention and when I get over myself long enough to start scrolling it's like. Where is my chronological dash. Where is the following-only option. Who are these people. Why are there so many videos. Everyone is screaming at me. And then before I know it I'm thirty minutes into scrolling and I haven't seen a single thing that I actually care about. At least on Tumblr when I see stuff I don't care about I know someone I follow has found a new interest.

These wonderful people have a single braincell to share but unfortunately none of them are using it

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

@hopefully-grimderp @mellennia @astartelikeamelody @jackalwolfsoul what a terrible curse indeed :)

#taissa turner core

So what makes a butcher knife more butch than other knives?

The knife itself isn't necessarily butch. It's named that because it's wielded by a butcher, who is more butch than the other food shop owners

the knife