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I swear I'm not a bot, just a weird, autistic lurker. I can't draw. Only write. And I doubt anyone would be interested in my stuff. Hence the lurking. Anyways bye!

#autism #lurking in the shadows #boredom #writing i guess #idk what to put in the tags

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xynczachrome

feeding the cole nation with him being in my fanseason suit

marvelhero-red

Glorious! Beautiful!

#hot

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feelgoodlemons

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I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

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joeyclaire

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spiralingintocontrol

goose

bewbin

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

2006-honda-civic

can i fucking help you?

oopsallvamp1rebees

I love when the romeave brother dynamic is over the top blonde bitch, over the top emo bitch, and most normal guy ever

flareonfloof

reblog this to pet the user you reblogged from please

beeanutbutter

inspired by this post

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moldavite

hopefully i'll get to do something other than endure soon. that would be really nice

carnival-phantasm

In love with this random guy who had a lock slapped on his storage unit for not paying its rental and not only did he ignore management and took his stuff out without paying, but also chose to steal the lock itself and send it to the LockPickingLawyer along with a confession letter

carnival-phantasm

X

we-are-ninja

@theoutcastrogue

chibikuroneko13

cant believe you didnt include the full sentence

foone

People always focus on the "lockpicking" part of his name and ignore that the lockpicking lawyer is, indeed, a lawyer, and can tell you exactly which crimes you committed in getting this lock to him

pastelflamingo

I love Vsmp Shelby so much ಥ_ಥ

c3llomoth

guess who's baack... back again.... Crossfangs :)

cyanocittae

my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭

cyanocittae

hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.

my bad yall

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ohyouvegottobekiddingme

Weird headcanon maybe but since Lloyd's the master of Life, all of his senses basically got an upgrade. And considering his element is basically chi, and considering chi is the life force of all things (everything was connected by and through chi), Lloyd can basically sense all things (alive and dead), he can feel them, he can hear them, he can "see" them, stuff like that.

Anyway, quick pitstop to the left, so NASA has this data sonification project. Data sonification is basically turning data into sound. NASA did this with space. So you can basically hear what sounds the planets and star clusters make. And not only that, but virtually anything can be translated into sound because technically everything has the data required for data sonification. Like, EVERYTHING has sound, the universe sings constantly everyday

And the headcanon is Lloyd can now hear it, constantly, everyday... The sensory overload

pronouncingitwang

at some point in your life you will be boiling fruit, water, sugar, and lemon juice in a pot to make a syrup or jam. the instructions will tell you to simmer for a certain amt of time. your timer will go off and you will look at the pot and go, "hm, this doesn't look thick enough. maybe i'll let it go for another 10 minutes." this is the devil speaking. it's only so liquid right now because it is at boiling point. it will thicken when it cools down. learn from the follies of my youth and do not let this happen to you

yokowan

at some point in your life you will be making a sauce or a stew in which you need to add cornstarch to thicken it. and you will prepare a slurry of starch in cold water and think "this looks like way too little starch to thicken this amount of liquid." this is the devil speaking. cornstarch instantly polymerizes at 95°C and if you add too much it will turn into an impossibly thick goop.

le-jardin-inculte

at some point in your life you will be making some sort of cream based dessert that requires gelatin to thicken it. and you will soak some gelatin sheets in water and think "this is too few gelatin sheets for this amount of cream." this is the devil speaking. it will thicken in the fridge and if you add too much you will end up with milk jelly

shithowdy

at some point in your life you will be baking cookies. you will take the sheet out after twelve minutes as the recipe instructs and the cookies will still be glistening and soft. "these don't seem cooked enough," you will think to yourself, "i should place them back into the oven until their edges are nice and golden." this is the devil talking. this is how you get dry, overdone cookies. the cookies will continue to bake on the warm sheet for several more minutes and then harden up after sitting on a rack for a while. trust the process. trust the process.

whitachi

at some point in your life you will be adding a small pasta to a soup and you will think "that is not enough small pasta." this is the devil talking. the pasta will absorb the stock and expand. this is how you end up with a soup that is a solid mass of soggy ditalini.

araceil

At some point in your life you will be adding garlic to a dish and you will think "that is not enough garlic." These are angels speaking. They are correct. Add more garlic.

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