every person who reblogs this will grow a new bone. Ha ha have fun!

WOAH

LOVE my new bone

Billy Joel - Piano Man

He stops and looks both ways?!?

honestly minecraft is a good game and i will never forgive the internet for making people feel bad for liking a game about fucking mining and building houses

Ya know what? Good post OP.

fucking, mining, and building houses

i just met a congressmen… and he gave me his number bu t he has a wife. i wanna die….

ay yo pussy could save net neutrality, think about dat

i love having the cilantro yummy gene

It tastes like bitter grass? And also like soap? Do I have the bad gene?

Sounds like your genes done fuckt ya over there buddy

well at least I know I’m immune to trickster love gods

I’m terrified what do you see about this post that the rest of us dont

what the fuck

what the fuck

He also looks down at his dick when he said it burned

where i spend my fridays

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

imagine praying to God and going to church

i used to work at Denny’s and honestly i served the weirdest people like this one time these two really stoned guys came in and when they were ordering their drinks the one guy was like “i would like a coke with exactly 6 ice cubes” and i actually counted out 6 and brought him his drink and when he saw that there was actually exactly 6 ice cubes he just stared at me for an uncomfortably long time and also he tipped me 20 dollars

you ever wonder how many people you’re in the “we’re friends but i would kiss you if you asked” club with

havin peoples home addresses is surreal bc i could like randomly send them a photo of a clam?? that’s something i could do? i literally have the means to send them a physical image of a bivalve mollusk but i never ddo