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Tonight's show "Cabaret" was amazing, the audience was so responsive. Biggest surprise: Fire alarm going off, with evacuation during intermission! Everyone got some fresh air, and back we went!#southshoretheatreworks

#southshoretheatreworks

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Just saw Finding Neverland - loved it! We laughed and cried. The cast was brilliant. Go see it! I'll go see it again! @fnlmusical @broadwayboston (at Boston Opera House)

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What if instead of gilly weed Harry had showed up to the black lake challenge in muggle scuba gear like “like where’s your advanced magic now bitches? Got me a free fishing knife with this thing”

farashasilver

Honestly I just want an AU where Harry approached all his magical problems with muggle solutions. Nobody knows how to handle it because he’s supposed to be there learning magic but you know what, it fucking works.

Give me Harry Potter who is like fucking MacGuyver up in this shit, creating his own non-magical solutions to magical problems.

“Potter how did you get past the enchanted keys to the Sorcerer’s Stone?”

“I used a fucking net.”

octoberreads

“How did you get past the dragon?”

Harry shines a little red light on the wall “works on cats, why not a dragon”

“How did you get through the hedge maze?”

“Weed-b-gone, it’s like a pound. Nothing will ever grow there again”

atomic-darth

It’s the final battle between Harry and Voldemort. The Dark Lord begins to prepare a spell to end Harry Potter’s life once and for all when….

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Reblogging because this is funny and the gif is perfect.

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@jessicavosk and @ginnaclaire just made @isabelle_a_2803's day by coming to the stage door! Thanks ladies!!! You rock!

Absolutely thrilled after seeing @wicked_musical, so impressed with #amazingvocals by @jessicavosk @ginnaclaire ! Y @isabelle_a_2803 can't wait to go again next week! @broadwayboston thanks for the lottery! (at Boston Opera House)

#amazingvocals

#getbetter

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The things that make you strange, are the things that make you powerful! Ben Platt at the 2017 Tony's!

Yep, I said it!!!!

My new guilty pleasure #greenleaf on #own! I started watching because of my pal @seandominic55 #jabarijohnson - but after binging on season 1, and caught up on season 2 - I'm hooked! Join me!

#own #greenleaf #jabarijohnson

Canal boats, canal houses #realamsterdam

#realamsterdam

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Rush hour traffic in #Holland....

#holland

Was just forwarded this screenshot from @patriotsdayfilm - asking if I would kiss and tell! Btw never got my darn muffin! Go get you #patriotsdaymovie DVD!

#patriotsdaymovie

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