you're such a cold child

Top ten Godless Animals

I hate this so much

theyre about to put L’s coffin in the ground when light drives up 45 minutes late in a red convertable and accidentally drives his corner wheel into the ditch because he had two glasses of wine before leaving

that’s called a DUI and is actually illegal haha

you’re right light would never do anything illegal

& BTW I am so charming and handsome and immune to most forms of damage 

People don't talk about gaia.com enough. We've all just allowed them to exist.

I think they're still north America's largest yoga supply wholesaler. If you've ever been to a yoga studio you've almost for sure used gaia.com products.

one day one of you guys are going to call a gay man a fruit to his face and get a nasty surprise when you’re slapped

we have to put you in the hourglass again im sorry we all had a meeting about it and we decided we hate you and you are going to be put in an hourglass

Always a reblog. These are all women!

Tweet by @/ksteeno in response to the headline by The Verge that says, “Instacart is firing every employee who voted to unionize.” The tweet reads, “If you are like me and have an annual membership, you can call and have them refund you for your unused months remaining. 1-888-246-7822. They ask for the reason for the cancellation, make sure you say it’s because of this.” End ID

First rule of being a graphic designer…they will absolutely just print and use your fake placeholder copy so just go into it expecting that

What a super casual and average response, thanks for your contribution :)