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@marranje

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thomas tomska ridgewell i dont care what you have to do pick up the phone and get dan and phil on your new quiz show Now.
Pardon Me
us: (joking about phan marriage)
them: (joking about us joking about phan marriage)
us: ok fair
them: (joking about phan marriage)
us:
them: (joking about phan marriage)
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them: (joking about phan marriage)
us: ok we get it, u can stop now
them: (JOKING ABOUT PHAN MARRIAGE)
us:
the last food you ate is your nickname now how is it going
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I knew this interview was gonna be peak when the interviewer opened with such confidence, it cut to the first set of clips, then it cut back to him and his face went through three different expressions before he could say the next sentence

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it's like the interviewer prepared a bunch of questions and dnp prepared a bunch of answers but the answers and the questions belong to 2 completely different conversations
For @somecomfies, a winner of the @phandomgives fanworks raffle, who requested a reenactment of this moment from Dan's birthday livestream!
Thank you to everyone who supported and donated this year for Dan’s birthday drive!
[Image description: Comic of Dan and Phil as doctors treating the Pheal, in the style of "The Pitt." Alt text is provided and copied below. End ID]
Started reading Claw Marks by @shanastoryteller yesterday, and couldn't get this scene out of my head
I am chronically online but not in a way that keeps me informed #mybubble
POV you're dan and phil's stylist and you didn't do your research

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apparently u can't add polls to posts from 12 years ago so i'm screenshotting it
what "level" are you
egg
hatchling
baby dragon
dragon
still a dragon
mega dragon
super hella dragon
UNHOLY OFFSPRING OF LIGHTNING AND DEATH
Source: This
I really needed the last one
fish out of water
This is like...transcendental. Goddamn
lets make bad art together
i just realized that i forgot to put the word “make” in the image and i think thats fitting lets bad art together
"What was it, Phil? A peck? A lick?"
New information of PINOF 1 just came out and boy did I exploded when Phil talked about the kiss. So here's my interpretation of the kiss lololol.
Also, I'm going to see DnP in Singapore soon so if you're going, hit me up!
@danielhowell @amazingphil

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when your husband was right because he knows you extremely well 😔
Original Characters (4) Masterlist
part one, part two, part three
& there's a dent from where i loved you (ao3) - ziglikesrain
Summary: Dan hangs up his jacket and kicks off his shoes slowly—because being in a rush would seem very weird—and joins Phil on his sofa. The TV turns on with a flicker. Their knees knock together. Everything feels important.
or:
dan and phil attend a house party in hopes of acquiring a new couch. absolute disaster.
And he would never tell you that it was his first time (ao3) - qweeniecharmed
Summary: Using Dan the Dancer by Mitski to explore Dan’s growing up years, including but not limited to him finding a girlfriend to use as a sort of shield. (Plus the anecdote about his first gay bar/pub experience as shared in most recent pod ep)
Business partners (ao3) - karden
Summary: An outsider pov from the perspective of a humble European gamer who is just trying to figure Dan out.
Cut the Line (ao3) - orphan_account
Summary: Meeting the family and pondering long term commitments but it’s also an AU
Don't fight it just keep breathing (ao3) - Stormcloud22
Summary: Dan and Phil go to a party and get a bit more than they bargained for.
he's just my friend, i swear (ao3) - radiosilence28
Summary: An AU where everything is the same except dnp really aren't dating and dan has a hard time trying to explain that to his blind date who seems to be convinced he's either lying to him or himself
His Kindness is Charade (ao3) - phannieflutters
Summary: Daniel Howell is in extreme debt. To get himself out of being assassinated by his creditor, he’s hired as a hitman to kill a man named Philip Lester. He soon finds himself unable to do so, falling in love with the man who was intended to be his victim.
love ridden (but i'd look at you) (ao3) - rianawr
Summary: Dan's life is everything that could be described as miserable: he hates his job, his family doesn't really know him and he's barely ever lived. That is, until they tell him he's about to die.
OR, Dan Howell finds out he has twelve months to live and decides to make the most of it.
Manchester Now! (ao3) - FredoParmen
Summary: When Dan drops out of university, he has no friends, no livelihood, and is facing moving back in with his parents. He falls into an entry-level job at Manchester's local news and quickly forms a friendship in co-worker Phil, and finally life seems to be looking up. Now, if only Dan could get over this pesky crush and just be a normal best friend.
New Born (ao3) - homegrownlesbian
Summary: 2008 phyuri where they are both 18. Dani, recently outed as a lesbian, is returning to her homophobic college for her last year of A-Levels. She just wants to keep her head down, try not to get killed by her bullies, take care of her mother and little brother, and focus on uni applications so she can get the fuck out of Reading. She also really wants to have sex with a girl.
Enter Fi: a new student resentful about her parents' last minute move to 'posho central'. Her loving, married parents are well-off and she doesn’t hesitate to compel respect with a little bit of violence. She doesn’t hesitate to talk to pretty girls like Dani, either.
Northern Anecdotes (ao3) - Chani
Summary: Dan and Phil meet as adults. They fall into it hard and fast in any universe.
Plants and Candles (ao3) - lavender_blueees
Summary: Dan, Phil and Sammy have a very cozy and fun night.
Platinum Ultra Rare Photo Card (ao3) - Send_it_to_me_Rachel
Summary: This story explores the mutual love and trust not only between Dan and Phil but also now (more than ever) with their fans as Dan and Phil send out surprise Ultra Rare Platinum Card
Seven Years of Bad Sex (ao3) - Send_it_to_me_Rachel
Summary: Phil gets fixated on the other gay couple at thier Vietnam resort and Dan has to calm him down.
The Beast with Six Backs (ao3) - olivermirror
Summary: Phil's been quiet about a fantasy of his: to be pet and penetrated by several men at once. When he lets it slip during a game night, Dan comes to realize that he's a little more than intrigued by the prospect.
The Great Divide (ao3) - gaydreaming
Summary: Before Dan goes to Wokingham to reunite with his high school friend group, he panics, and practically begs Phil to join him. He's anticipating that the weekend will be awkward and heavy, but at least this way, he won't be alone. He'll have Phil by his side to make him laugh and feel safe, so realistically, how bad could things get?
And then, the funniest thing happens. They both have a wonderful time.
Dan has a hard time being normal about it all. Luckily, no one is really asking him to be.
The Person On The Other Side Has Always Just Been You (ao3) - stupidbitchwhoIh8 (CupcakeTaker)
Summary: The sticky note based English professor AU that has been haunting my brain for months now.
THE PHOSTER 3000 & android DN800 (ao3) - natigail
Summary: Phil is a smart toaster who has made friends with the many other smart appliances in Susan's home. He expects Dan, the newly arrived android, to be much like the others but instead Dan refuses to interface with them, and classifies Phil's personality as a malfunction to be corrected.
the sixth date (ao3) - golbrocklovely
Summary: dan and phil film a speed dating video for the valentine’s day. they went on a date with five men, all of which were kind but not interested in them. but the sixth one…. was maybe a bit too into phil
The Uni Expierence (ao3) - Send_it_to_me_Rachel
Summary: Phil encourages reluctant Dan to go on a night out with his university flatmate
We can make a life together there (ao3) - lalasagna
Summary: Remember when Phil said, "We could make a life together up there" and then a few years later they had built their forever home together? I do.
9+1 moments in that strange period of time when Dan had quit Youtube, Phil continued to upload, Dan and Phil Games was on hiatus, a global pandemic was happening, and Dan and Phil were building their future together.
WEDDING OF INCONVENIENCE (ao3) - fae_ry
Summary: Phil lies about planning a wedding with Dan, and then it just piles up. So he posts on reddit about it