Marlow Parlow

I LOBVE MY BF RRRRAAAHHH

On today’s episode of: Don’t do it!!!

underrated friendship stage is the "testing the waters to see how much of a freak you are" stage. let me microdose being feral to see how you react. i have one large eye on you at all times waiting for you to give me Secret Permission to be a pervert or a weirdo. when will the shameless whore dam break. The Freak Rituals are sacred and time honoured and their importance cannot be overstated

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*clears throat* Hey my friends, I attended a bee wedding this past weekend. I bet you would like to know how was it.

How was it?

You had two bee there

These are suggested for serving to recovering alcoholics, but I think they’re just fun and cool anyway? I like a fancy beverage, it doesn’t have to have booze. That cucumber Collins sounds refreshing AF

when my boss found out that I’m bi he said “I knew it had to be something, you knew way too much about art and shit” and I was like “do you think straight people can’t know things about art?” and he was just like “yeah.” 

girl in a cute sundress, completely unaware that the shadow of her immense hanging cock is obvious in the sunlight

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

i need. nintendo to stop making attractive blonde men. im already cursed w being gay. why do they have to be blonde on top of that.

how does one eliminate shame

Kissing women or men or edgeworth

i need 2 kiss my fuckign bf

Eat him