I got freaks NINE days out of the week!!!!!

*cums* shit, im empty! reloading!

after 2 years working outdoors all day i finally got stung by an onion for the first time yesterday and i wasnt even doing anything there wasnt even a nest nearby

a wasp. i was looking at a onion just now sorry

just roundhouse kicked an angels halo smoove off

9/11 could never happen today because the twin towers arent there anymore for some reason

we all need to take better care of our selfs or we might Pass away

if you squint you can see that the penis is actually quite phallic in nature

if i were in charge of star wars i would end the last movie witth yoda reading the story out of a big book and he gives a little chuckle and says "happened, none of that did." and then he gets out of his truck and waddles into walmart

sorry my family didn’t teach me that i have a place among others so now i’m weird . sorry

being adhd off meds kind of feels like missing every quick time event