Mark 🔆

This is the money Patrick. Reblog so money will come your way

“I’m getting back in line.”

BLESS ME PATRICK

PATRICK I HAVE NEVER STRAYED YOU KNOW HOW MUCH I LOVED YOU

@billshitposts

*rolls sleeves* aight dude lets get me some money

Can i just *Gets in line*…there

Ok so it actually worked cause we got served with an eviction and owe $1739 and we have like 1300 and my moms friend said hes gonna pau the rest that we owe and take us out to dinner

I counting on you lol

can’t even risk it

yall I fucking bled for this peice of trash pls like it 

oh. I thought it was a photo.

Damn it took me 5 minutes to figure out why you wanted people to like a picture of soap. You did such a good job people think you are just posting random pics of soap.

Imagine being such a good artist that people think you’re just an lolrandom shitposter

e me a mail

make the attachment a pic of a snail

You’re not fake simply because you act differently depending on the person you’re with. Different personalities bring out different aspects of your personality. You’re complex and multidimensional; it’s beautiful.

in anthropology this is called “code switching” and it is a completely natural thing that pretty much everyone does.

Aka. This is called being an adult and learning how to interact with different groups of people.

I have NEVER seen a more accurate representation of this satanic industry

@jointhesovietreunion

@trimmedeyebrows

bi annual means twice a year! biennial means every other year! :)

Reblog to save a life

#the starter pack for ‘how to deal with villain apologists

“I’m having a very terrible childhood right now” was such a line.

Is it just me or you don’t really realise how drunk you are until you are in a bathroom alone???