Howdy!

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

Fuck yes i just responded like a normal human

Undiagnosed autism be damned, my boy can fly a Boeing 737

i hope that someday there will be no more advertisements ever again

well i guess im not allowed back at the shooting range because the woke dipshits that own the place kept getting complaints that it was "concerning" and "uncomfortable" when i would tape a poster-sized photograph of my own face onto the target and land every single shot perfectly between the eyes

beautiful women named extreme heat warning keep blowing up my phone

Hit the hay so hard last night that i found the needle

being the last one to send a message before the chat falls into sudden silence always feels like u just made the worst faux pas of your life and you go sorry guys was that weird and they're all like no sorry I was just looking at a leaf on tbe ground leaf.jpg like oh ok

oh fuck *falls back into old habits* *screen fades to black* *level loading* TIP: your belief that you are incapable of changing for the better will become a self fulfilling prophecy if left unchallenged

The Hidden Leftist Politics of My Toys

there should be a jesus on the cross emoji. not for any religious reasons. just so I can use it for every slight inconvenience.

will you just let me be silly for a sec. there's this dread so ancient in me

can we share a smoke together after homoerotically beating each other to a bloody mess

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this