you carry my soul, now i carry yours

No you don’t understand. This is my best friend I met because we’re both really into torture

self harm but its just looking at cozy houses online you could never afford

The like button is heart shaped for a reason and the reason is that it means I love you

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

after the hyperprocessed foods, do you take tranquilizers to simulate getting captured by animal control and returned to the wild?

i would settle for melatonin gummies but well. knock yourself out

The fact of the matter is that I do not want to do it

"do what?" you might wonder. well. [gestures broadly]