The Nine of Us

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

you really do turn thirty and everything is different and sometimes better. if you're in line for thirty stay in line bro

I took a bus to a conference today and the bus driver fully stopped the bus to identify and chastise a person who was playing music out loud on their phone. That is how you get me to actually complete the customer service survey specifically so I can give you top ratings

It's days later and I'm still thinking about this man. Full ass bus pulled over to the side of a state highway with the hazards on, stalking down the center aisle intoning "ALL RIGHT. WHO'S GOT IT. YOU CAN'T HAVE IT ON SPEAKER." I want to commission a statue of him. a hero. a king.

sometimes being a fan of something means not wanting them to make any more of it

just found out Bette Davis was only 54 years old in “What Ever Happened to Baby Jane”. she should have been at the club

we're just normal men

Why the heck is this dude trying to confirm if the frog puppet is hetrosexual???

assessing the situation before he shoots his shot

Happy Pride to Kermit the Frog, questioning king