The Nine of Us

and are death and the maiden perhaps looking for a third

[the most low energy you have ever seen me] we’re about to go crazy mode

interview with the masquerade

vampire: the vampire

my specialty is liking the same movies that 50-year-old dads like but in a way that would instantly send those dads into cardiac arrest if they heard me talk about them

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to deny location sharing and turn off personalized ads and reject all non-essential cookies and not set up siri and face ID

elvis died because it wasnt getting enough fiber

ive never fucked up someones pronouns this badly before, sorry

Another year passes with Herman Mellville gone. god I miss him so much. Those long summer evenings when we would run barefoot on the beach. Staying up to 4am watching movies and laughing.

watching massive franchises bomb at the box office while Backrooms has made $212 million on a $10 million initial budget has brought me hope for the future of cinema

audiences do NOT want Star Wars slop, audiences want a movie made by a guy who really wanted to make a movie