femme lesbian

“i-is this wuh luh wuh 🥺🥺” no bitch this is DYKE posting. this is a L-L-L-LESBIAN POST *air horn noises*

oh no i just want to play my stupid games no stupid prizes for me thanks

fda issued new statement “replace doomscrolling with dry humping “ sources had this to report 👉 “true”

god please take the worthless confidence of every man who thinks he has a chance with a dyke and give it to the women who can't seem to realize dykes around her want to fuck her silly

If I got locked in “the room you can only leave if the two of you have sex” i would immediately ask the other lesbian to use it as a research opportunity where we perform various acts of slowly increasing intimacy to find where the line between what is sex and what is not sex is drawn by the room

don't you wanna feel my strap inside of you, sweet thing? don't you wanna feel my boobs on your back? hear my heavy breathing, my needy moans for you? you're taking this so well, your pussy was made for me.

the time to be a mean dyke is now. be a killjoy feminist and take things too seriously, we’ve been too nice about girl math and girl dinner and pink jobs and the general infantilization of women and it’s gotten us nowhere. be a buzzkill now, for our future and our dignity

charlie kirk did deserve to die. he deserved the way in which he died. he died wearing a shirt that said freedom, and his last word was "violence". he believed that the 2nd amendment required the sacrifice of lives. he loved the weapon that killed him more than the safety of his own young children. i hope it wasn't an instant death. i hope that just for a second he understood what was happening, and i hope he died scared.

NOOOO THE SIX ORGASMS PERIOD HACK GOT REBLOGS DISABLED JUST AS I TRIED TO REBLOG IT whatever. I'm trying that next period.