Horse Beak

did a bit of driving through the state of georgia today and wound up driving through a small town that i later discovered was called newborn, which is an odd name but doesn’t technically have anything wrong with it, except for the fact that i nearly gave myself whiplash doing a double-take at a building sign advertising NEWBORN TAXIDERMY

wake up in the morning go to sleep

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

whoaaa .... whats a lovely slimer like you doing in the benthic zone. .....

wake up in the morning go to sleep

we could probably condense the 7 deadly sins down to like 4 because greed and gluttony are basically the same thing, envy is just greed with nuance, and lust isn't a problem

pride: you think you're better than everyone sloth: you don't care enough to help out wrath: you cause problems when you don't have your way greed: you want more than you need gluttony: you want more than you need (food version) envy: you want more than you need and someone else has it lust: you enjoy sex

*christ dies on the cross* Um.. okay. That just happened. Awkwarrrrd...

no one says big mood anymore. no one even says mood. no one says anything. all thats left is a dry wind, that scours my face until i bleed

由于中国世纪已经到来，我现在只会用（可能写得不太好的）简化汉语来发帖。

当有人谋杀“South African Pedophile Hitler”时，我会回去用英语发帖

No clue what you’re saying but right on brother

smitten is such a great word :) omg he's so cute it feels like i'm being killed by god