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When the post goes triple platinum in the mutual circle and you have to scroll past the same thing seven times in a row

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

puppy cut flan 🍮🔪

incredible puppy cut the flan technique

badass flan slice performed by small type dogy

like what if i go to the kitchen at night to get some water and an underwater cave system is there

i like boys who dress like icecreams and ignore me for video games and get food all over their face so i can wipe it off and spoon feed and baby them esp when they are mean to me it’s garbage i know but i can’t help it

boys who dress like ice creams still haunts me. even more than the rest of this which is objectively worse.

disappears into the fog with a gay little run that pisses you off

(:3 っ)∋ <- seal

(:3= っ)∋ <- walrus

yeah i'm sac-religious, any cabals of heretics wanna hop on my ca-balls and here-dick?

Nobody wants to have sects?

vampires are so full of shit. "oh the human race is beneath us, you're just livestock to us" I don't think you know what livestock is. do you feed us? care for us? protect us from predators? no. you just slink around dark alleys and ambush people. that's not what a higher being does. that's a bottom feeder. a parasite. karate punches your head off

She Would Say That. She would DO that.

@heysheepdog