Michel Ney, Les Braves Des Braves, saying his last words towards his firing squad

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Michel Ney, Les Braves Des Braves, saying his last words towards his firing squad

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Ney after ordering the 287th reckless cavalry charge resulting in his corps having to be rescued
Name me one good thing that came out of the Russian campaign. Like seriously just one
Which Napoleonic Marshal Should You Fight
Joachim Murat: he wins, you have no chance against a fucking tall man with a strong built and fabulous hair
Louis Alexandre Berthier: why would you want to fight him? Hadn’t poor grandpa Berthier suffered enough being Napoleon’s chief of staff? The only person who has the right of beating the shit out of him is his wife because she was put in a menage-a-trois against her wish.
Andre Massena: you may beat him up, but you’ll find yourself without your wallet after it
Pierre Augereau: the man taught fencing, do I need to say more
Jean-Baptiste Bernadotte: fight him, there is small chance you’ll win, but he deserves a spanking
Guillaume Brune: that man was also a political journalist, if you’re an royalist asshole who wants to beat the shit out of him, he’ll write an article bitching about you, so it isn’t worth it
Jean-de-Dieu Soult: are you Wellington? No? Then don’t fight him, because he’ll defeat you just by staring slightly annoyed at you
Jean Lannes: he may be small, but he’ll kick your ass in a sec. Don’t underestimate him
Edouard Mortier: he was a fucking giant, don’t. Also, why would you want to fight him?
Michel Ney: don’t fight him unless you’re a lady, because he’s shy as fuck and he won’t ever try fighting you
Louis Nicolas Davout: he’ll just stare at you with his icy gray eyes and you’ll have no choice but to run away asap. Anyway he doesn’t gives a single fuck about whether he wins this absurd fight or not,
Jean-Baptiste Bessieres: why you’d want to ruin Bessie’s hair and outdated clothes?
Jacques MacDonald: the guy had Scottish blood, he may seem soft but don’t fuck with him
Nicolas Oudinot: WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO FIGHT OUDINOT?
Laurent de Gouvion Saint-Cyr: don’t fuck with Saint-Cyr, he went through a lot of shit during his life, And anyway, he’ll beat you up in an instant
Josef Poniatowski: fight him at your own risk, your only chance of winning is pushing him in the nearest river

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My favorite marshal 😁
Rue de Rivoli, Paris
finally made this meme i occasionally think about
the current duke of auerstadt who descends from marshal davout's brother has a soundcloud under the name of his dukedom
elizabeth holmes of theranos scam fame alleges descent from davout and i can't find a proper source to link because i think it was in a book or podcast but its still very funny to me
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(belated) mandatory post, enjoy ;3
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So apparently someone wrote a theatrical play about Ney’s execution.
Four acts of pain. People in 1830 loved angst already.
I might try to read it and translate it. Or not .
If you do translate it, check to see if it qualifies as a fanwork that can be archived on AO3 through their Open Doors project. I would love to see more stuff like this archived for posterity!
(I’m not sure why it wouldn’t qualify, it’s public domain and RPF.)
I will see if I can find will and energy but I really need to practice my French and I guess theatrical play is easier to translate than a wall of text for me.
Just in case you don’t use it already, may I suggest deepl to help with the basics? I could not do without it.
If you guys are willing to wait around less than another month, I can translate it for you all

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A person's favorite color, favorite animal, and favorite flavor of ice cream can say a lot about them when considering the answers as a whole. Some prime examples I've heard are:
~ Silver, Artic Wolf, and Mint Chocolate Chip.
~ Pink/Yellow, Putu Bird, and Cotton Candy.
~ Light Brown, Tree Kangaroo, and Rum Raisin.
~ Green, Pig, and Cookie Dough.
Mine are:
~ Burgundy, Fox, and Moose Tracks.
Tag some friends and get a sense of who they are! :)
@notable-bumblr @persistentchaos @enterfandomreference @valerietompson @paper-crowns-and-tiaras @ironxprince @acecuddle @angst-dealer @hey-you-i-just
Purple or yellow, rabbits, raspberry
@neil-perrys-glasses @lightoftheemeraldstar @kronkelman @i-like-her-like-that @beast-at-ichor-mountain no pressure and anyone else who wants can join!
Blue, frogs, chocolate or raspberry
@vampirerodeo779 @shatnerihardlyknowher @spacefinch @endren @ranpd @frogayyyy @jasonfunderberkerthefrogexists
pink, tasmanian tigers, and neapolitan ^_^
@lilac-multifandom-multishipper @twsted-idiot @autistic-ranpo @tittysuckersworld @saffron0v0
red, vampire bat, and oreo
@simons-everlasting-soulmate @g0ttal0ve101 @sakka-kyuu @ anyone else :3 im too lazy to tag
Pink, Grey wolf, Cookie dough💕
@lambda-serpentis | @artemisagapetos | @saturncodedstarlette | @ellis-peace | @killerspinal | @alhaithams-princess | @crimsonwc & anyone who wants to join💕 no pressure lovies 💕💕
ooooohhh hmm
fav color: yellow
fav animal: octopus or fox, depending on the mood.
fav ice cream flavor: coffee or mint choco chip!
tagging: @malicious-compliance-esq @starrydeckhand @goldenthyme @gonuclear @halfelven @insomniacs-keyboard @literaryartisan @traderjoespesto and anyone who wants to answer!! 😁❤️
Oh ho okay uhhh
Colour: Red/Blue
Animal: Tiger (and all cats let's be real)
Ice Cream: Always gonna be Super Kid which is a mix of Blueberry, Strawberry, and Banana that shit slaps
Taggin: @beardedladyqueen @bieraser @sheetghosting aaaand anyone who wants to (also don't feel obligated bc I tagged you)
Thanks for the tag @insomniacs-keyboard !
Color : black 🖤
Animal : dog ! 🐕
Ice cream : Vanilla 🍦
Tagging without pressure : @fuckin-nancy , @illusivesoul and @partially-controlled-chaos ! ❤️
thanks for tagging @beardedladyqueen 💚
colour: deep sea green
animal: raccoon
ice cream: cookies and cream
tagging: @woundedheartwithin, @deputyash, @murderous-wolf-daddy, @socially-awkward-skeleton, @words-and-seeds
Yippee! Ty for the tag @fuckin-nancy
Favorite Color: black and pretty much any dark green or blue
Favorite Animal: cats 😺
Favorite Ice Cream: cookies and cream
No pressure tags: @zhao-tianyou @metaphoricalmelodies @atomsjudgement , and anyone else if they want to ☺️
Thank you so much for the tag @murderous-wolf-daddy!
Favorite Color: Pink but any and all pastels are good
Favorite Animal: Three-Toed Sloth
Favorite Ice Cream: Mint Chocolate Chip
Tagging: @terryfphanatics, @icyblueroses and @onetiredwitch if you'd like to. Anyone else is free to join as well!
Favorite Color: red and black (since black isn't a color, but a shade)
Favorite Animal: Corvids
Favorite Ice Cream: sour flavored (blue raspberry or the like)
Tagging: @losttodreams @off-to-rivendell aaaaand @xioron-himekitsune
Blue, dogs, and coffee and/or chocolate flavored.
Yellow! 💛 Marine Iguana! 🦎 Chocolote or Kitchen Sink/ Cookie or Brownie batter 🍨
I tag!! @squiblings @chinaricat @laikaflash @soulofamy
Favorite color: Green
Favorite animal: Wolves and cats
Favorite ice cream: Moose tracks
I tag @futchbrownie and @thesilvershire!
fav color: red/pink i know pink is technically a tint but shh
animal: butterflies (if they count)
ice cream: cookies & cream or any ben and jerry’s that has cake/brownie bits
tagging @lordsexmachine @malfiora @red-hot-kick @luneria2 @kyborgi
Red/purple, crows, B&J's half baked
@numberonedukethomasapologist @baejax-the-great @entamewitchlulu
Green, pigs, and coconut pineapple
@queer-rage-connoisseur @sophieswundergarten
Green, birds (Sorry, I can't pick just one), vanilla
@nobodysdaydreams @myfairkatiecat @shiningsagittarius @mvshortcut
Magenta or teal, cats, pistachio pineapple
@phtalogreenpoison @permanently-stressed @sasharcyreal @aspenaspenaspenaspenaspen @ilikebookssomuch
dark green, platypus/ dragon, and cookie dough
Indigo but with more of a purplish tint to it, owls(probably burrowing owls or barn owls)/my cat/bengal tiger(sorry I really like animals), cookie and cream or chocolate chip chocolate ice cream (I'm more of a kulfi and gelato fan tho)
I'm sorry for saying too many stuff
@book-girl4evaaa @hijabi-flavored-nerd @im-on-crack-send-help
@shrxe @beastimus @ramblings-of-lola @justalunaticfangirl @fillthedarkvoid
Open tags!
Color is highly context dependent, but out of context I'll say #246e6b, which is a nice, slightly desaturated teal. I like a ton of animals, so I cannot just pick one, but Servals, Mandarin Ducks, and the Kodiak Bear are a good indication. Chocolate ice cream is my go to unless the establishment has signature flavors. My favorite ice cream that I've eaten was a chocolate and habanero flavor.
@hijabi-flavored-nerd, @nervousscissorsgoopthing.
Also, I'm just now realizing that if you haven't worked with coding colors before, you probably aren't familiar with Hexadecimal Color Notation. If you want to see the above color, search for Hex Color Picker (Google has a built in tool) and copy the code in.
I don't I have a favorite color because every time I think of a color that might be my favorite I think of another, better one. A favorite animal is either fancy rats because they're so darling, or the western fence lizard because they're funky, fun to catch, and I like the texture of their scales. I enjoy many small animals. My favorite ice cream flavor is rocky road, with plain chocolate and rainbow sherbet being close seconds.
@etherealspacejelly @otsu09 @bloodbonnieking @raccoonwithacoffeecup @elias-the-alien and anyone else that wants to join :)
ohhhh this looks fun!
Fav colours: Lavender/lilac (around#e5d1f0), warm brown (around #945426), honourary mention gold, rose, indigo and garnet.
Fav animals: various passerines, tortoiseshell butterflies, (especially Aglais io, Aglais urticae and Vanessa atalanta)
Fav ice cream flavours: salted caramel, lemon and some floral ones that can randomly be gotten in smaller businesses (rose, lavender)
Tagging (no pressure!) @neylo, @thisisnoplaceofhonour, @dreamingthroughthenoise, @mersilisk, @im-not-a-ghost-i-swear, @asianbutnotjapanese, @unicornslayerofd000m, @bumblebeescottage,@intj-greenwords, @singleteapot and anyone who would like to join!
Colour: Burgundy/Puce/Wine red - those shades in general, red, golds
Favourite animals: Birds of prey, felines in general (all of them are cuddly kitties to me), dogs, I also love anything small and soft.
Fav ice cream: 100% chocolate chip mint
Tagging: @cadmusfly @phatburd @mandatorycommunistbrunchhour @mbenguin @marechalnoor
But no pressure!
Favourite colour: I love shades of blues, purples and reds. To be more specific I love Indigo, Midnight Blue, Tyrian, Blood Red, Crimson and etc. I also love black 🖤
Favourite animals: Elephants, any kind of felines (though house cats are of course peak), Camels, Stoats :3 🐈⬛
Favourite ice cream: I don’t like ice cream. 😔
Est-ce que tu dors, mon maréchal?
Reference to Honore Daumier's engraving "Le Fantôme". I like to use this shroud as a pictorial detail.
A young couple (hope they breakup)
(Waterloo)
it will be 211 years since his death on July 29th 💔
Spreading my Napoleonic zombie au 💔
oooooooo *Spreads it even further,, like a VIRUS....*

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Bessi for a friend 👍🏼
Ney
And his cat version :3
About the last one: for some reason I thought that Momoe's outfit would look good on him-
@michel-feuilly , LOOK!