We have always detested you, and we have always loved you.

No, that's where they dumped the body of my good friend, Mr. Five by Five. We called him that because he was five feet tall and five feet wide. Perfectly spherical.

Oh this is embarrassing, they've misidentified a classic fairy ring.

Sorry guys I don’t have any good continent for you rn

good continent things

GUYS NO!!! NO 10K!!!!

ob oɟ ɟɒ⑁w wonʞ uoγ ,ɘƨlɘ ɘnoγɿɘvɘ bnɒ @text-verter @text-inverter-detector

I hate you guys

I HATE YOU ESPECIALLY

I HATE YOU AS WELL

I laugh at how this has about 200 notes. Teh prophecy has yet to come true.

NO FUCK YOU ITLL NEVER HAPPEN

I absolutely love this post because it’s such a resounding failure and will definitely stay that way. It doesn’t even have 2k notes

400ish plus 800ish plus 900ish = 2100ish notes?

Perhaps I am stupid

Hah! I want to make a post about Slay the Princess, but I can't decide what it should be

I could be about how I love these chibi versions of the vessels that appear in the memories section, and think that we need more chibi versions of horror monsters.

Hah! I want to make a post about Slay the Princess, but I can't decide what it should be

Maybe it would be a pretty obvious rambling about how phenomenally fucked up all of the scenarios are, and that "no one getting hurt" is not one of the better ones, at least to me, as if that wasn't the core theme of the game.

Hah! I want to make a post about Slay the Princess, but I can't decide what it should be

Hah! I want to make a post about Slay the Princess, but I can't decide what it should be

Maybe it would be a post about how this game finally broke my aversion to admitting that I like horror.

Hah! I want to make a post about Slay the Princess, but I can't decide what it should be

Maybe it would be a post describing my experience with this game playing it immediately after The Stanley Parable, given that both games fundamentally have the only mechanic as choice.

in my head the star wars equivalent of tswift is some human woman named tay’lor spiff or something and her stans are losing their minds over theories that she’s secretly a jedi singing about the horrors of war, even though she’s from a neutral system that hasn’t seen so much as a moral panic in 50 years

the theories get even more egregious during the imperial era, with people straight up thinking she joined the rebellion in secret and is loading her songs with subliminal rebel propaganda. their main piece of evidence for this is if you play a certain song backwards, it sounds like she’s saying “freedom” in shyriiwook. the fans get really defensive if you point out she’s performed at the yearly empire day celebration thrice now and her family historically owned ewok slaves

People love simple, extremely practical things. I hope you win!

Wordle is running out of words. Only 2,000 five letter words remain. When that supply is exhausted the Creation shall begin. One day the word will be ZHURM, and all shall get it, and all shall understand it to mean "an ache from suddenly remembering a long-ago friend, who meant something to you once, but whose face you can no longer conjure". The next day the word shall be JOROL, and all will get it, and all will know it means "the melancholy confusion of passing by somewhere where you once could have died". The next day it will be GREFT, and all will understand it to be a small brown bird with white streaks found only in South America, and suddenly, it will appear, in the shrubs of the Atacama desert, in the streets of São Paulo, and all will know that it once was not there, but now, will always be

@hamletthedane’s tags: #Vincent Van Gogh is crying somewhere in the after and I’m crying just thinking about that#you knew!! you saw the patterns!! there is a whole planet painted in the oils from your brush!!#TIL that the craft Juno went as close as 4000km from Jupiter’s weather surface#for context: the craft was closer to Jupiter than NYC is to LA#which is space terms is like. basically being on the planet#holy shit

"these researchers published a paper on something that literally any of us could have told you 🙄" ok well my supervisors wont let me write something in my thesis unless I can back it up with a citation so maybe it's a good thing that they're amplifying your voice to the scientific community in a way that prevents people from writing off your experiences as annecdotal evidence

they did the research in the first place because they believed you and wanted to tell people about it. they are not our enemies.