gullible

Sometimes it’s magical, though. I saw Hadestown on Broadway and when Orpheus turned someone in the audience gasped. Thousands of years and someone still gets to experience that moment for the first time. That’s the wonder we need to bring into the world.

In fairness, that scene got me too, and I've known how the story goes for thirty-odd years. The musical is just that enthralling.

maybe it will turn out this time

Sudden death? Why, we knew years before that it will come. Not so sudden now are we

sudden death? no, I’d been slipping arsenic into his coffee for five months. It was not sudden.

wait this is about the enstars event

It was, but I'm more invested in your story now

suckin her cock welding style

Hi. What does this mean?

uncomfortably hunched over in a way that hurts my back, fully clothed, and sweating out of both heat and nervousness that I'm going to fuck it up. and then it sprays all over me

Very well, carry on

reading a historical romance novel and reflecting on the way these stories often present woke nobility for the contemporary reader. a big thing is servants. you can’t not have servants in those times but many modern readers think “but I would never have servants. it would be so weird to have servants” and in order to make the protagonists of the story more relatable they are actually friends with the servants. but flip your perspective and think of it from the side of the servants. wouldn’t it be so awful if your boss was always trying to be friends with you. a really common thing you’ll see is the woke baronet having tea in the kitchen with the servants bc he’s not like other baronets. but what if your boss wanted to hang out and talk during your lunch break every day. not so charming when you think about it that way

"You snooze you lose" anti nap propaganda, changing it to "you snooze yaaaaayyyyyy yippeeeee"

"Pramiegosi pražiopsosi" anti-miegučio propaganda, keičiu į "pramiegosi tai valioooooo jėgaaaaaaa"

"Nie śpij bo cię okradną" anti-drzemkowa propaganda, zmieńmy to na "spanko hip hip huuuuraaaaaa "

W czasie suszy # szosa sucha.

I understand that you were aiming for a morally grey protagonist, but in practice what you've ended up with is more of a moral beige.

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual