I told my little nephew that I'd wave at his airplane when it flew over my house today, and he very calmly and politely explained that it wouldn't be possible to see me due to the limitations of human vision. I said he just had to squint real hard, and he took a deep breath and went into the toddler version of "see, what you're not understanding–"

it is actually haunting me that I forgot to wave. if he looked out the airplane window, he wouldn’t have seen me…..

Go outside and wave real quick. He can not see you from wherever he is just as well as he could not see you from his plane. It's still nothing, nothing will change, but a process would occur.

mammals whenever they encounter any sort of problem: hold on let me secrete a useful fluid

we should start calling cultists cultists. "oh he's a scientologist" tom cruise is a cultist. "oh shes a mormon" she's a cultist. not only does it sound cooler but it also makes it clear how fucked up these people are

(goverment voice) we need to protect the children from pornography so our plan is to remove their eyes so they would never see something so traumatic. if you are against removing children's eyes you are basically a pedophile

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck

when you have a hammer everything looks like a guy you could kill with a hammer

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

my heart is seized by the same kind of awe of historical continuity that people oft experience when looking at ancient sumerian email tablets, or roman graffiti, or prints of cat paws on every third piece of extant craftwork, when i think about people some 600 years ago from now having A Weird BDSM Thing going on